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Noah Kaufman

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50 years old · Male
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Member Since
May 15, 2012
Last Visit: 15 hours ago
577 Points
Point Rank: #2,321 DetailsDrop down

Likes Sport, Boulders
Leads Follows
Trad 5.12a 5.9
Sport 5.14a 5.9
Boulders V12
Favorite Climbs
Midnight Lightning, Loskot & Two Smoking Barrels, Shosholoza, Stained Glass, Manic
Other Interests
American Ninja Warrior, chess, guitar, finance, medicine
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Author of Self Bitcoinization. @noahkaufmanmd on the socials (330) 701-4614 boulderdoc@gmail.com


Ticks View All 561

5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
 24
Xeno-Demon
Apr 8, 2025 · Lead / Flash. Super fun route! I think I climbed it a bit harder than I needed to. Worthy! With Dave Hatchett and Jon Horst.
Sport
5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
 17
Indiana Jones
Apr 8, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Fun! Manky after 4 days heavy rain. Fun line and worthy!
Sport
5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6a
 9
Buffalo Soldier
Mar 23, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Super fun with Z belaying (so couldn’t go for on-sites since he weighs 100 pounds less!) put the drawers up, got the beta, sent. Super fun line! Easy until a V4/5 roof at the end. Last route of a great trip!
Sport
5.13b 8a 29 IX+ 30 E7 6c
 1
In Vino Veritas
Mar 22, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Hung the drawers two days ago and figured out the beta bolt to bolt. Fired it off first real try hanging the bolts today. Zun belayed. Didn’t really warm up so I got a bit pumped at the top ha ha! 13b Is fair as an average but this claim would be much easier if you were 6 foot 4 then if you were 5 foot 4. Really amazing HUGE moves between fairly hop holds. I had a lot of fun on it. Will definitely do it again. Feels like it was “set” perfectly. Kind of a TMG… do it! Don’t let the grade scare you off. If you’re good at big moves get on it.
Sport
5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
 10
Carpe Stalactite
Mar 19, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Fell off yesterday at dusk on the on-site attempt by going right and trying to use the Toofer! Couldn’t see anything because it was getting dark ha ha ha! Got pumped and took a 30 footer onto Zun. Came back today for the 50th birthday send. Pretty easy once I could see thehold! Super classic. Maybe just a notch below Dixon‘s delight in epicness. Great Wall! Hoping to get most of the wall done this trip and eager to try the 13’s! BETA: if you wanna go for the flash it’s pretty easy until you get to the top. Left hand massive ear flake, right hand right to the little knob and then up again straight to a tufa pinch that’s white, obvious high feet, left-handed up to a cool little pocket crimp right hand to a small cramp left hand to a small crimp right next to it right hand out to a knob on top of the 2 foot or a side pull knob a little lower. Get your feet up again and easy cross left to the finishing jug. BONUS: climb when it’s windy, dive when it’s still. HBD to me!
Sport
5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
 15
Captain Kirk's First Voyage
Mar 18, 2025 · Lead / Onsight. Nice warm-up, lots of bees at the bottom. Zun did on TR next and sent. Super fun but sketchy with the thirsty bees. A skosh harder than you’d think tbh.
Sport
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Xeno-Demon Red River Gorge > Ash Branch
 24
5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a Sport
Apr 8, 2025 · Lead / Flash. Super fun route! I think I climbed it a bit harder than I needed to. Worthy! With Dave Hatchett and Jon Horst.
Indiana Jones Red River Gorge > Ash Branch
 17
5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a Sport
Apr 8, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Fun! Manky after 4 days heavy rain. Fun line and worthy!
Buffalo Soldier N America > Cayman Brac > Dixon's Wall
 9
5.12a/b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6a Sport
Mar 23, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Super fun with Z belaying (so couldn’t go for on-sites since he weighs 100 pounds less!) put the drawers up, got the beta, sent. Super fun line! Easy until a V4/5 roof at the end. Last route of a great trip!
In Vino Veritas N America > Cayman Brac > Dixon's Wall
 1
5.13b 8a 29 IX+ 30 E7 6c Sport
Mar 22, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Hung the drawers two days ago and figured out the beta bolt to bolt. Fired it off first real try hanging the bolts today. Zun belayed. Didn’t really warm up so I got a bit pumped at the top ha ha! 13b Is fair as an average but this claim would be much easier if you were 6 foot 4 then if you were 5 foot 4. Really amazing HUGE moves between fairly hop holds. I had a lot of fun on it. Will definitely do it again. Feels like it was “set” perfectly. Kind of a TMG… do it! Don’t let the grade scare you off. If you’re good at big moves get on it.
Carpe Stalactite N America > Cayman Brac > Dixon's Wall
 10
5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b Sport
Mar 19, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. Fell off yesterday at dusk on the on-site attempt by going right and trying to use the Toofer! Couldn’t see anything because it was getting dark ha ha ha! Got pumped and took a 30 footer onto Zun. Came back today for the 50th birthday send. Pretty easy once I could see thehold! Super classic. Maybe just a notch below Dixon‘s delight in epicness. Great Wall! Hoping to get most of the wall done this trip and eager to try the 13’s! BETA: if you wanna go for the flash it’s pretty easy until you get to the top. Left hand massive ear flake, right hand right to the little knob and then up again straight to a tufa pinch that’s white, obvious high feet, left-handed up to a cool little pocket crimp right hand to a small cramp left hand to a small crimp right next to it right hand out to a knob on top of the 2 foot or a side pull knob a little lower. Get your feet up again and easy cross left to the finishing jug. BONUS: climb when it’s windy, dive when it’s still. HBD to me!
Captain Kirk's First Voyage N America > Cayman Brac > Dixon's Wall
 15
5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b Sport
Mar 18, 2025 · Lead / Onsight. Nice warm-up, lots of bees at the bottom. Zun did on TR next and sent. Super fun but sketchy with the thirsty bees. A skosh harder than you’d think tbh.

Tick Breakdown
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Pitches Routes Days Out
90 Days 9 9 6
Last Year 17 15 11
5 Years 316 292 159
All Time 588 561 331

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