Slug bug game, but for campervans

When I was a kid, sitting in the backseat of my parents car, my brother and I would be on the look out for a Volkswagen Beatle AKA "slug bug." As soon as one of us saw a VW Beatle we would slug the other in the arm. Man that was a great game. 

Now I am older, and only slightly more mature, I am amazed at the number of campervans driving around. I think it would be fun to revamp the slug bug game with one that is based off of campervans. The volume of #Vanlife going on will give us plenty of opportunities to play the new version of this game.  My only problem is, I can not come up with a good rhyme to say before punching my wife in the arm. Can you guys help me out by creating a clever phrase and making this into a new thing?

Here are some rough ideas that I am working on. 

Campervan Wham

Campervan Slam

Sprinter Hitter

Van life, Punch wife

Campervan bam bam.

None of them have that perfect ring of "slug bug." I know Mountainproject is made up of the best and brightest folks on the internet, so I am confident that we can figure this out together.

Let me hear you ideas. Thanks

Van wham?

Wendy Laakmann wrote:

Van wham?

That is short, sweet and to the point. 

Schlaggin Wagon

We do "Guess-la Tesla"

"Peter Pan Vans" for the campervans

EDIT: Bangarang!?

Turnout Ignorer

Shaun Johnson wrote:

When I was a kid, sitting in the backseat of my parents car, my brother and I would be on the look out for a Volkswagen Beatle AKA "slug bug." As soon as one of us saw a VW Beatle we would slug the other in the arm. Man that was a great game. 

Now I am older, and only slightly more mature, I am amazed at the number of campervans driving around. I think it would be fun to revamp the slug bug game with one that is based off of campervans. The volume of #Vanlife going on will give us plenty of opportunities to play the new version of this game.  My only problem is, I can not come up with a good rhyme to say before punching my wife in the arm. Can you guys help me out by creating a clever phrase and making this into a new thing?

News flash: you're still a child.

Marc801 C wrote:

News flash: you're still a child.

I still act like a child, but I am actually almost 36

Does anyone already play a game like this with campervans?

When I lived in Leavenworth, I would base the quality of the day off of how many campervans were parked at Good Mood Food. "Today is a 6 Sprinter day. We are going to send!"

When I was kid we called it “punch buggy” for VW bugs.

You play this in Squamish and someone is being beat to death

I like sprinter hitter, but when I first read it I saw Sprintler Hitler

Chris Small wrote:

You play this in Squamish and someone is being beat to death

Ha! On any given weekend, at a classic climbing area, it is going to get violent.

I remember like 12 years ago when there was a small number of Sprinter vans roaming the crags of the western US. Now you can not go to a climbing area without seeing a handful of them.

I really love when the vans say something like "Follow us on Instagram @JustStartedClimbingOutside"