Things that give you "the ick"

B Ywrote:

I think its the clout chasing, piece of shit dad that makes a living paying guides to drag him and his 8y/o son up aid routes so they can say they climbed them on social media. If you look up "The El Cap Kid" its his dad. 

Oh I’ve seen that. Degenerates 

That something like the "piss crack" exists

Eric Mosswrote:

I've never seen someone repel a route, I think raid would be much more effective

I read his use of the word "repel" to be intentional i.e., that was the joke - people who don't know "rappel" is not "repel" Well played.

B Ywrote:

I think its the clout chasing, piece of shit dad that makes a living paying guides to drag him and his 8y/o son up aid routes so they can say they climbed them on social media. If you look up "The El Cap Kid" its his dad. 

I just bothered to look that guy up for the first time. He’s going to get someone killed eventually.

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Austin Mauneywrote:

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Also...

soul of my shoes

grips instead of holds

beaners

chord

Mark Pilatewrote:

When I’m retired and looking for something to do, I’m going to lurk in public parks and watch for this.  Then I’ll blow dart the scumbag and tag their ear .  No frickin excuses for this   

take me with you

People who recommend my local gym as a place to meet people/go on a date. Call me a hater.

Gyms. Period.

Austin Mauneywrote:

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsionwrote:

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

Well done, you are comment 420.

Marc801 Cwrote:

Also...

soul of my shoes

grips instead of holds

beaners

chord

break hand

steak in the ground

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsionwrote:

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

Yes, brake/ break and pedal/ peddle. Bike forums make MP users look like English professors. 

The sight of my leg after surgery before the stitches came out.

excessive slack, especially low down on the climb, gives me "the Ick"

going for the jug or jam and finding slime. 

Tanner Jameswrote:

You’ll love this. One of my partners ran into him yesterday on pitch 4 of moonlight buttress. He was on his second day, with 2 guides aid climbing the route and hauling 5 fucking bags and 3 portaledges. Apparently the guides decided to unionize around p5 and quit so Joe said “ok we’re going to the shuttle” and the guides said the fuck you are you’re helping us carry this 1000lb of gear you made us haul down dumbass.

Nice work Joe! Another embarrassing circus on another classic! 

HE CALLED THE NEWS ON HIMSELF AGAIN HOLY SHIT 

Tanner Jameswrote:

HE CALLED THE NEWS ON HIMSELF AGAIN HOLY SHIT 

This guy really is the biggest tool ever to touch rock

Those poor kids having to grow up with those stupid names...

Robert Swrote:

Those poor kids having to grow up with those stupid names...

When do you think they're gonna pivot and start a family band? 

B Ywrote:

When do you think they're gonna pivot and start a family band? 

We can only hope.