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Definition of Free Climbing

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Scott Patterson · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 295

Triggered. For some reason unknowledgeable climbers get triggered when you try to nicely point out what Free Climbing is. Why is that even a thing? I don't know if I should laugh as hard as I am, but it's hard not to.  Other experiences?

Scott Patterson · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 295

Allen Sanderson · · On the road to perdition · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 1,100

What is "rick climbing" :-)

Cory N · · Monticello, UT · Joined Sep 2018 · Points: 1,118

Weird thread

amarius · · Nowhere, OK · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 20

Bouldering is great!

RandyLee · · On the road · Joined May 2016 · Points: 246

Sport climbing is neither. 

Leon Wright · · Oregon · Joined Feb 2023 · Points: 70

This is amazing argument! 

Theo Rumore · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2023 · Points: 11

I end up explaining this all the time when people find out I climb. Seems like most people’s only experience with the climbing world is “Free Solo” and they always ask if I free climb. I usually ask if they want the long (real) answer- difference in free and aid- or the short answer- something like “I climb with ropes if that’s what you mean”. 

Hank Hudley · · Georgia · Joined Feb 2022 · Points: 0

Nick Niebuhr · · CO · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 465

Does TURD LIPS mean you have turd on your lips, or an anus?

JF M · · NoCo · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 1,863

If your anus has lips, you should probably see a doctor

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 35
JF M wrote:

If your anus has lips, you should probably see a doctor

Spoiler alert, it’s the doctors lips!!

Connor Dobson · · Louisville, CO · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 269
Scott Patterson wrote:

Triggered. For some reason unknowledgeable climbers get triggered when you try to nicely point out what Free Climbing is. Why is that even a thing? I don't know if I should laugh as hard as I am, but it's hard not to.  Other experiences?

Why are you arguing with idiots on Facebook? What are you hoping to achieve with this? Yes stupid people in the world exist. 

Chris Duca · · Dixfield, ME · Joined Dec 2006 · Points: 2,345
Allen Sanderson wrote:

What is "rick climbing" :-)

Similar to getting “Rick Rolled”, I hope.

phylp phylp · · Upland · Joined May 2015 · Points: 1,137

It’s usually non-climbers who are confused about free climbing vs free soloing vs aid climbing.  I have to say I’ve never run across a “30 year experienced” climber who did not know this.

From the Alpine Institute website:

Bb Cc · · California · Joined May 2020 · Points: 20

Disclaimer Alert:

No brain cells were damaged in the production of the original posting....

Caleb · · Ward, CO · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 270
Nick Niebuhr wrote:

Does TURD LIPS mean you have turd on your lips, or an anus?

Could also be be turds for lips.

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
RandyLee wrote:

Sport climbing is neither. 

Well that's certainly original.

Ricky Harline · · Angel's Camp, CA · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 147
Allen Sanderson wrote:

What is "rick climbing" :-)

I have some experience with this

J I · · Wadinginthe, Velvet Sea · Joined Sep 2022 · Points: 5

MF calls you turd lips on the internet. That's some "serious shit" main!

B Y · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2021 · Points: 20
Ricky Harline wrote:

I have some experience with this

Ever been to Ricky Mountain National Park ? 

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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