Things that give you "the ick"

Alex Honnold instead of Albert Hangboard

Complaining about pain in their heal.

Complaining about the souls of their shoes.

The term pro climber.  You are an influencer/content creator no one has ever been paid to go climbing

Marc801 C wrote:

Complaining about pain in their heal.

Complaining about the souls of their shoes.

I try to channel the soul of my shoes but just end up scuffing my ego.

TP at the top of a route on an exposed ledge:

Tampons and applicators at the base of the crag:

Eat Fresh!

John B wrote:

gym climbers calling 90* walls "slab"

People calling 87 degree walls vertical 

Bouldering

People calling routes or their vans/cars “rigs” 

unless you drive an 18 wheeler you don’t have a rig 

Evan Jones wrote:

Bouldering

Ppl who don’t smoke weed

Renaming the hot takes thread and then generating of bunch of rehashed garbage.

Miss Cat wrote:

Ppl who don’t smoke weed

Bro forrreeeallllll lol huge red flag.

Before, during, & after preferably 

Jason Pirolo wrote:

Cordelletes

What about cordelettes?

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote:

People calling 87 degree walls vertical 

People who bring their protractors to the crag

“Yosemite Big walls totem adverts” that are neither yosemite, nor a big wall, and shows the climber placing a totem size that’s kind of mid.

TJ Bindseil wrote:

People who bring their protractors to the crag

People using protractors instead of a clinometer at the crag.

Scott Biegert wrote:

People using protractors instead of a clinometer at the crag.

And people who don’t have current valid calibration certificates for their clinometers that they bring to the crag. 

Geeking out on techy crap.

People who can't talk about ANY thing else other than climbing.

This gives me the ick

conrad anker doing things