Poems to Complain About Crags

proj still feels real hard

am I soft from the winter?

prolly just sandbagged

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crushing in the gym

maybe I'll fire the rig

again. shit fuck take

Am I even real

If you can't hear me screaming 

MOMMY WATCH ME CLIMB

should clean up real nice

can't be that much moss up there

shit.  when will I learn?

High-centered oil pan

Definitely not worth it

Back to Donnelly

People stream by

"Mommy why are there mountain climbers?" asks the disoriented kid

"Why are there kids?" my partner replies dangling, perplexed by the crux

Neck-meat bulge much brawn

Bold flash, arms refreshed at crux

Be you welcomed to Fish Head Cave

He dropped the poop bag

I dropped the poop Nalgene 

Lower parties cried

Once silent stone, a climber's dream
Now echoes loud with clanging scream
Too many ropes, a tangled mess
Where once I sought sweet solitude, no less.

- Google Gemini

In Squamish, the climbers unite,  

But finding a spot is a fight.  

With ropes all entwined,  

And gear left behind,  

It's a circus, from morning 'til night!

-ChatGPT

Climbers these days 

In an artifical haze 

Over style they are fighting

While the computers are writing 

There once were owners so blind,

To their dog's chaos, unkind.

At the crag, chaos did reign,

Yet they'd shrug off the strain,

Leaving poop bags for others to find!

-ChatGPT

this is fun :)

Buttcrack museum

New routes banned, alas

Permits for day trips?

Getting there is hard

Beautiful, so many ticks

once there, just more ticks

parking lot is full

warm up has 5 in line

these routes aren't that good

So hot

Empty lot

At least people, there are not