Climbing Memes 7.0

This one is for all the ice climbers, alpinists, ski mo-ers, trail runners, etc

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Gates in or out, you're still wrong

Classic

Welker Dash wrote:

'You cannot pass,' he said. The sport climber stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a gate keeper of elite alpinism, wielder of the straight shaft Stubai. You cannot pass. That hipster beanie will not avail you, wrestler of pebbles. Go back to the gym! You cannot pass.'

Tal M wrote:

Boulder Trad Dads reading the new comment on Country Club Crack:

Text in the meme thread GET ME. Liza Mills is married to Jordan Mills, both of gunks fame and probably has harder FA's(5.13) than the highest redpoint of anybody in this thread. Children and age lends itself to headpointing.

GAHHHHHHH

Eric Marx wrote:

Text in the meme thread GET ME. Liza Mills is married to Jordan Mills, both of gunks fame and probably has harder FA's(5.13) than the highest redpoint of anybody in this thread. Children and age lends itself to headpointing.

GAHHHHHHH

Eric Marx wrote:

Text in the meme thread GET ME. Liza Mills is married to Jordan Mills, both of gunks fame and probably has harder FA's(5.13) than the highest redpoint of anybody in this thread. Children and age lends itself to headpointing.

GAHHHHHHH

Me, working out the logistics of how to headpoint a ground-up ascent:

Specific to the gunks because every route is hard and dangerous. Asking if you went ground-up is assumed to mean you headpointed in the harder grades. Weird regional thing.

this meme is amazing click it

https://www.kapwing.com/videos/65b546acc8192341d00c6061

the faceting will continue until morale improves