To the Party Who Shit at the Base of a Route at Tahquitz Last Week

Nick Niebuhrwrote:

I'm fully aware this may be inaccurate, but California by far has the most toilet paper flowers I've ever seen in the outdoors. I've lived in and regularly explored trails and climbing areas of California, Colorado, North Carolina, New Mexico, and BC. Haven't seen nearly the amount of toilet paper elsewhere. Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians?? Not trying to start something, just my observation.

It’s a desert.

“ Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians??”

Probably.

This one is a classic:

That dook is in County Park campground, with fully functioning bathrooms, 20’ from a campsite picnic table.

“WTF is wrong with you?”

apogeewrote:

“ Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians??”

Probably.

This one is a classic:

That dook is in County Park campground, with fully functioning bathrooms, 20’ from a campsite picnic table.

“WTF is wrong with you?”

apogeewrote:

“ Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians??”

Probably.

This one is a classic:

That dook is in County Park campground, with fully functioning bathrooms, 20’ from a campsite picnic table.

“WTF is wrong with you?”

Your fans are looking for you on WideFetish Apogee.  Come on over.

Tradibanwrote:

Soon everyone will be forced to bottle their piss.

I heard that too.  And some will be resistant.  Fortunately, these little encouragements are pretty cheap as well.

Bill, those are freaking gold!!! lololol. 

A couple months ago I hit top of P1 of the nose and look down to see a kid pissing about 4ft to the L of the Pine Stein dihedral (with bushy/sandy 4th class ledges an easy 30ft scramble away!), straight over the edge. I holler down and said "please don't piss on the route!!!" and he replies "the route is there (points 4ft to his R), I'm not peeing on the route". Geezus effing keeee-rist. Best part is, the kid worked in the park, as a biologist!!! I guess I'm just old and don't understand...

Did someone alert The Access Fund, The American Alpine Club, The North Farce, every rock gym in existence and Alex Honnold and tell them the state of affairs that their proselytization has left our cherished outdoor spaces in?  I suggest that be the next move.  It'll surely help every bit as much as these complaint threads.

Nick Niebuhrwrote:

 Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians?? 

Yes, there's more Californians, ergo, more people with bad poop ethics. 

Nick Niebuhrwrote:

I'm fully aware this may be inaccurate, but California by far has the most toilet paper flowers I've ever seen in the outdoors. I've lived in and regularly explored trails and climbing areas of California, Colorado, North Carolina, New Mexico, and BC. Haven't seen nearly the amount of toilet paper elsewhere. Is that just me, or is there something up with the Californians?? Not trying to start something, just my observation.

If CA is the leader in TP flowers, AZ is the leader in diaper ditching. 

Also, CA leads the nation in piss bottles on the side of the road.

God bless America!

M Mwrote:

If CA is the leader in TP flowers, AZ is the leader in diaper ditching. 

Also, CA leads the nation in piss bottles on the side of the road.

God bless America!

Take a ride down I-81 for the record holder.