Vertical Camping Food

Marc801 C wrote:

Hmmm. No one has ever seen my semi-liquid wall shits.

Heard a story of a guy having bad diarrhea and it working out well still. Might still work for you!

Ricky Harline wrote:

Heard a story of a guy having bad diarrhea and it working out well still. Might still work for you!

Maybe, but I'm just a goofy old guy who climbs sport routes now.

Beans and chili... if you want to fester in your flatulence in a Dutch oven sleeping bag.   

Foil packets of tuna and mayo packets and crackers. Wheel of Brie that's individually wrapped little triangles. Nutella/cream cheese and bagels. Good old PB&J, until you get sick of it.

I'm usually not a fan of jerky, too tough, but Costco has a super yummy and tender Korean Pork jerky.

Dried mangoes, as mentioned, from Trader Joe's mmm.

Canned fruit is great.

It might not be popular, but army MREs are pretty choice    They are designed to cover all your basic nutrient requirements and taste quite good. The US army even has an MRE pizza that lasts indefinitely. 

For on-the-go energy, I love to fill my bladder with Cytomax, but they stopped making it. I picked that tip up from Erik Sloan, and it makes you nearly bonk-proof. 

Kevin DeWeese wrote:

Bonking is aid

food is aid

Glowering wrote:

 fester in your flatulence 

I chuckled at this turn of phrase. Sounds like a song title for a death metal band.

Instant mashed potato packet in a tortilla filled with sharp cheddar shavings and bacon bits (if frozen the night before you depart, bacon should last for a couple days) , plus soy sauce packets. Works stoveless, too.

 If sodium is aid, I never want to go free.

John Shultz wrote:

For on-the-go energy, I love to fill my bladder with Cytomax, but they stopped making it. I picked that tip up from Erik Sloan, and it makes you nearly bonk-proof. 

Wait!!! … you’re saying Consuming Sugar helps stave off Muscle Glycogen Depletion????

who Knew?

It’s incredibly hard to beat my home made beef jerky.  

Skot Richards wrote:

It’s incredibly hard to beat my home made beef jerky.  

I'll vouch for that!

Mark Hudon wrote:

I'll vouch for that!

I am fully stocked on supplies to whip up several batches whenever needed.  I’ll throw a batch in the tumbler and mail it to ya so you don’t have to wait till spring.  

Skot Richards wrote:

I am fully stocked on supplies to whip up several batches whenever needed.  I’ll throw a batch in the tumbler and mail it to ya so you don’t have to wait till spring.  

Are you taking applications for more friends?

Skot's Wall Jerky

Buy 1 Alfifi get 1 bag of beef jerky free

Kevin DeWeese wrote:

I have thought of offering it on the site.  

Has anybody got the jerky in Groveland? I’ve been seeing the signs for years and never tried it. 

Glowering wrote:

Has anybody got the jerky in Groveland? I’ve been seeing the signs for years and never tried it. 

Tye Dye Jerky?!  It’s worth trying once…

Kevin DeWeese wrote:

Then you'd have the FDA all up in her bizznizz

Hush hush then….  You want some?

Skot Richards wrote:

You want some?

Yes please…

I’d offer to trade you Pemmican- but nobody likes Pemmican… 

Patrick M wrote:

Tye Dye Jerky?!  It’s worth trying once…

Yeah that one. I figured it was really good I'd have heard about it by word of mouth.