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Ricky Harline · · Angel's Camp, CA · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 147
Marc801 Cwrote:

Hmmm. No one has ever seen my semi-liquid wall shits.

Heard a story of a guy having bad diarrhea and it working out well still. Might still work for you!

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Ricky Harlinewrote:

Heard a story of a guy having bad diarrhea and it working out well still. Might still work for you!

Maybe, but I'm just a goofy old guy who climbs sport routes now.

Glowering · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 16

Beans and chili... if you want to fester in your flatulence in a Dutch oven sleeping bag.   

Foil packets of tuna and mayo packets and crackers. Wheel of Brie that's individually wrapped little triangles. Nutella/cream cheese and bagels. Good old PB&J, until you get sick of it.

I'm usually not a fan of jerky, too tough, but Costco has a super yummy and tender Korean Pork jerky.

Dried mangoes, as mentioned, from Trader Joe's mmm.

Canned fruit is great.

John Shultz · · Osaka, Japan · Joined Dec 2008 · Points: 50

It might not be popular, but army MREs are pretty choice    They are designed to cover all your basic nutrient requirements and taste quite good. The US army even has an MRE pizza that lasts indefinitely. 

For on-the-go energy, I love to fill my bladder with Cytomax, but they stopped making it. I picked that tip up from Erik Sloan, and it makes you nearly bonk-proof. 

JaredG · · Tucson, AZ · Joined Aug 2011 · Points: 17
Kevin DeWeese wrote:

Bonking is aid

food is aid

F r i t z · · North Mitten · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 1,190
Gloweringwrote:

 fester in your flatulence 

I chuckled at this turn of phrase. Sounds like a song title for a death metal band.

Instant mashed potato packet in a tortilla filled with sharp cheddar shavings and bacon bits (if frozen the night before you depart, bacon should last for a couple days) , plus soy sauce packets. Works stoveless, too.

 If sodium is aid, I never want to go free.

Quinn Hatfield · · Los Angeles · Joined Oct 2018 · Points: 0
John Shultzwrote:

For on-the-go energy, I love to fill my bladder with Cytomax, but they stopped making it. I picked that tip up from Erik Sloan, and it makes you nearly bonk-proof. 

Wait!!! … you’re saying Consuming Sugar helps stave off Muscle Glycogen Depletion????

who Knew?

Skot Richards · · Lakewood, CA · Joined May 2020 · Points: 0

It’s incredibly hard to beat my home made beef jerky.  

Mark Hudon · · Reno, NV · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 420
Skot Richardswrote:

It’s incredibly hard to beat my home made beef jerky.  

I'll vouch for that!

Skot Richards · · Lakewood, CA · Joined May 2020 · Points: 0
Mark Hudonwrote:

I'll vouch for that!

I am fully stocked on supplies to whip up several batches whenever needed.  I’ll throw a batch in the tumbler and mail it to ya so you don’t have to wait till spring.  

Ricky Harline · · Angel's Camp, CA · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 147
Skot Richardswrote:

I am fully stocked on supplies to whip up several batches whenever needed.  I’ll throw a batch in the tumbler and mail it to ya so you don’t have to wait till spring.  

Are you taking applications for more friends?

M Goat · · St. George, UT · Joined Oct 2018 · Points: 70

Skot's Wall Jerky

Buy 1 Alfifi get 1 bag of beef jerky free

Skot Richards · · Lakewood, CA · Joined May 2020 · Points: 0
Kevin DeWeese wrote:

I have thought of offering it on the site.  

Glowering · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 16

Has anybody got the jerky in Groveland? I’ve been seeing the signs for years and never tried it. 

Patrick M · · Greely Hill, CA · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 10
Gloweringwrote:

Has anybody got the jerky in Groveland? I’ve been seeing the signs for years and never tried it. 

Tye Dye Jerky?!  It’s worth trying once…

Skot Richards · · Lakewood, CA · Joined May 2020 · Points: 0
Kevin DeWeese wrote:

Then you'd have the FDA all up in her bizznizz

Hush hush then….  You want some?

Quinn Hatfield · · Los Angeles · Joined Oct 2018 · Points: 0
Skot Richardswrote:

You want some?

Yes please…

I’d offer to trade you Pemmican- but nobody likes Pemmican… 

Glowering · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 16
Patrick Mwrote:

Tye Dye Jerky?!  It’s worth trying once…

Yeah that one. I figured it was really good I'd have heard about it by word of mouth. 

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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