Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you Mr. One Dimensional Beta Sprayer Guy.
....."Mr. One Dimensional Beta Spraaaayer Guy".....

Because there is never a bad time to spray beta, at dinner, at work, during the entire 8 hour drive to Indian Creek, or at Grandma's Holiday party.
...."Whoa, somebody listen".....

You could talk about anything else, your career, other hobbies, your relationships, but no sir, not when there is beta to be sprayed so you can hear yourself talk.
...."As long as I don't talk about my feelings"....

When it comes to interests, there is only one, and it's a left hand pinch and a bump to the jug/side-pull thing
...."I still can't do it"......

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. I have nothing else better to talk about, because there is more to life than grabbing rocks.
....."Mr. One Dimensional Beta Sprayer Guy".....

Bud Light Beer Anheuser-Busch St. Louis, Missouri...

Some recent encounters and being reminded of when commercials used to be funny inspired this post. Feel free to make your own. 

Best MP content in quite some time. Spot on. Man ODBSG is annoying.

I miss those commercials. My friends and I used to make a bunch of those up. 

Well done

Thank you for that Jacob

It's too bad InBev bought Anheuser-Busch. I'm from Missouri, and not only did that take away our flagship business headquarters, but these types of quirky, offbeat ads are gone now too.

Thanks for the chuckles and the trip down memory lane.

Pretty sure Mr. One Dimensional Beta Sprayer Guy would drink La Croix anyway.

Classic ads