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Got any cool route names?

Pugnacious Slab · · San Diego, CA · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 371

Extinction event

The thrill is gone

Cypher 

Strength test failure 

Time dilation

Torgo Son of Torgo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2020 · Points: 1
Marc Hwrote:

Just name them after epic Mtn Proj threads. 

Eli’s Farm

Jay Wong · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2022 · Points: 0

W----splaing climbers

Daniel Joder · · Barcelona, ES · Joined Nov 2015 · Points: 0

A line from a movie, and maybe a good name for one of those routes that has the classic dead tree snag at the base with a sharp limb just waiting to impale you if you fall before the third bolt: 

I Didn't Ask For The Anal Probe



alpinejason · · Minneapolis · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 176

I guess all of the good names have been taken? 

Old lady H · · Boise, ID · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 1,375

You people have not much imagination, apparently.

Myself?

I can think of a bunch, just inspired by our gotester Fritz:

Trad Bromance

Nubian Crush

Kid Play

Primates Are Aid

Grass Fueled

on and on. 

Best, Helen

Matt Robinson · · Saint Petersburg, FL · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 15

Cabin Down Below

A Higher Place

Only a Broken Heart

House in the Woods

Time to Move On

Wake Up Time

Honey Bee

You Wre...

Wait, I feel like Tom Petty already took these

Dave Daly · · Kernville, CA · Joined Mar 2007 · Points: 2,962

- Milk, Milk, Lemonade....Around the Corner Fudge Is Made (.10cR)

- Han Can't Solo (.10a)

- Buggery On The High Seas (.10c/d)

- Lagers With Laeger (5.8)

- Dinner With The Donners (.11a)

- Elickser Crack (5.9)

- Electric Puppy Machine (.10d).....not mine but worth mentioning

Daniel Hermanns · · Albuquerque · Joined May 2011 · Points: 181

Blue-Eyed Honkey Jesus 

Chris Nunley · · Spokane, WA · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 184

Reptile Zoo

Dan Knisell · · NH · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 6,639
Erik Strandwrote:

If I ever do a v8 FA, I’m naming it tomato juice 

Tomato boulder at Lincoln woods has a Heinz 57 v7.

Ryan Dresser · · Boulder, CO · Joined Mar 2017 · Points: 81

The North Face

Logan Peterson · · Santa Fe, NM · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 382

Okay. Here's a great name that I invented which is up for grabs:

Knee-Bar Mitzvah

Given that I didn't have a Bar Mitzvah, I'm afraid it would be culturally insensitive for me to apply it to an FA. Plus, I suck at knee-bars. I do think the name should be reserved for a 12 or a 13.

Cheers!

Tzilla Rapdrilla · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 970

Random Route Name Generator

Alaina G · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2019 · Points: 95

I want to climb Unbelievably average human body just for its name now 

Beta Slave · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2022 · Points: 0

Post Sex Forked Pee Spray

Austin R · · Las Vegas, NV · Joined Aug 2018 · Points: 2

Dig Through the Ditches

Next one over: Burn Through the Witches

Next one after that: SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA

Jim Corbett · · Keene, NY · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 10

“Graphic Violence”, an NC ice climb we put up that completely collapsed—all 120’+ of it—90 minutes after we rapped off while we were standing at the bottom. It was…exciting. 

Al Pine · · Shawangadang, NY · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 0

Annoying Thread

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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