Sold - Deeznuts ($45)

Seven Metolius Curve Nuts 1-7 and a blue Stopper with a biner - $45 shipped

Unused Cypher Vesta Screwgate - $5

Medium Surly Pugsley with upgraded Surly Marge Lite rims - $1500 (Denver or GJ pickup, details upon request)

BD Mercury mitts (SO warm!) medium, too small -- $60 shipped SOLD

2021 BD C4 #5, flawless - $95 shipped SOLD

2019-2021 Metolius ULMC 00, 0 and 1 - $125 shipped SOLD

Organic Quinoa & Brown Rice packet that was in the bottom of my pack in Red Rock three weeks ago when Alex Honnold walked by at Moderate Mecca and made what I think was eye contact from a hundred meters away. I immediately onsighted 5.11b after he left - $500, buyer pays shipping. SOLD

I’ll buy the BD #5 for 90$ Because I can get a brand new one for 95$. Trying to support climbers not company’s

DM'ed for the DMM offset

PM'd on ULMCs!

please let me know if the buyer for the quinoa falls through! i think it would look great on my rack. 

aiden the cam slinging slasherwrote:

please let me know if the buyer for the quinoa falls through! i think it would look great on my rack. 

Wait, is this Aiden M who did [redacted] and [redacted] with me as your first routes in the [redacted] back in 2019? If so, you took awesome photos of the stuffed gote that I strapped to the top of my helmet. Allow me to gift you this priceless quinoa. 

Mike Spencer wrote:

I offer one half of a silent partner in exchange for the rice/quinoa mix, we each pay our own shipping

The judgment of Solomon meets Esau selling his birthright ...

... not sure which of us would be Esau in this scenario.

F r i t zwrote:

Wait, is this Aiden M who did [redacted] and [redacted] with me as your first routes in the [redacted] back in 2019? If so, you took awesome photos of the stuffed gote that I strapped to the top of my helmet. Allow me to gift you this priceless quinoa. 

hate to say it, but i’m not Aiden M… I’m a measley Aiden O. I always quietly enjoy your comments/ shitposts on MP when i happen upon them tho, would be stoked to get on [redacted] with ya if i’m ever if your neck of the woods!

Scott Biegert wrote:

How many times have you had packet open? I am afraid at that distance it only absorbed a small amount of greatness....... I am afraid that if I purchase its possible you have already released all of its mythical powers and waisted it on mundane daily tasks. Does this include a 30 day guarantee?

The packet is NWT, unopened, unused, no falls. Legend has it that putting some of the quinoa in your chalkbag will allow you to do one-arm pullups off of ringlocks. Consuming three tablespoons of quinoa will result in the automatic impregnation of your life coach girlfriend. According to the prophecy, the spawn of this most righteous union will be able to onsight solo 5.6 in the Gunks before he/she can even walk.

(Life coach girlfriend sold separately, message Lillian Frances for details)

As requested by DCR, Dimmu BorGote says bump!

All sold items have been shipped with mystery bonus items, as is my tradition.