MP Forums- Most Redacted Contributor?

With the respected contributor thread going, does anyone want to instead vie for the title of Most Redacted? Please include links to all threads where you have been censored, and whoever has the most wins. 

This post violated Guideline #0 and has been redacted.

I got redacted for suggesting an Indian casino on Devil's Tower where, if you go bust, they clip you to a half mile zipline and boot you off for the entertainment of the other patrons.

I also got redacted for saying that Florida can be a fun place (??)

And I also got redacted for pointing out that climbing wasn't something you can learn in a week because my actual terms referred to a blanking lazy generation.

Thats right, MP; ....curmudgeons not allowed!

Herd it bowlth ways B. 

Guideline #1s:

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/message/121275433

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121492260/cloud-ladder-via-ferrata-the-future?page=2#ForumMessage-121499328

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/message/120535301

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/message/121158961

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121091568/pikes-peak-bolt-chopping-resumes-due-to-guide-book-publication?page=3#ForumMessage-121097517

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/message/120860554

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/message/120669358

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/120430989/ignored-users#ForumMessage-120535301

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/120033341/inclusivity-in-climbing?page=14#ForumMessage-120340203

19 fully deleted posts for a total of 40 deletion points. I have screenshots for proof. Estimated 8 deleted posts on other accounts, total = 36 redactions.

All this in about 15 months, despite being banned for about 4 of them! Concentration means I'm probably the winner although Tradiban surely has way more over the years 

Decided chode rider gets this award before even opening the thread 

This does nothing but bring up good memories from years past. But, I’ve learned my lesson. People are sensitive, and mods enjoy swinging the ban hammer no matter where you go.