(generic climbing thread)

(Clips the belt to harness, but uses chalk bag to hold phone, not chalk while taking selfies and live streaming to prove the 5.7 was epic)

JonasMRwrote:

{Huge complaining about feeling victimized by MP policies, ranging broadly into real and pretend political situations, general ennui.)

(Strong opinion about clipping as the best way to carry a chalk bag.)

(new separate thread posting extensive grievances about the blatant abuse of the sorta parentheses thingy with a single tit plus total disregard for noncapitalization use rules in this thread and various other meanderations creating runout sentences devoid of all punctuation and only making a minimal amount of sense and even then only to a select elite few)

Old lady Hwrote:

(new separate thread posting extensive grievances about the blatant abuse of the sorta parentheses thingy with a single tit plus total disregard for noncapitalization use rules in this thread and various other meanderations creating runout sentences devoid of all punctuation and only making a minimal amount of sense and even then only to a select elite few)

(interrupts pointless thread with even-more-pointless discussion regarding who actually should be described as “elite”)

Nate Awrote:

(interrupts pointless thread with even-more-pointless discussion regarding who actually should be described as “elite”)

(if you have to ask.....)

(This post violated Guideline #1 and has been removed.)

I have to add (much to my chagrin {not that I have any to begin with}) that I really don't have (not that I ever did {and if I did I'd be more frugal with it}) anything to add.

No- you are wrong 

Nate Awrote:

(interrupts pointless thread with even-more-pointless discussion regarding who actually should be described as “elite”)

(agrees a metric must be established so only the elite can spray multiple times per day)

(Edits post to complain about post limit even though hasn't posted ITT at all)

Mark Paulsonwrote: (Noticing the original post is six years old- responding anyway)

(notes that the original post date is coming up next month)

(hits post limits and realizes the futility of trying to remember comment until tomorrow)

(debates merits of editing post in somewhere upstream)

(decides to edit it shitload of crap anyway)

(post expressing annoyance at editing posts post posting)

(post realizing failure to make original point)

(edit to add....)

((delighted to discover post still posts anyway) and has to edit to add, in actuality)

(second edit to add post expressing sadness at those now gone from BITD original post)

(we need to bring the phrase "yer gonna die" back)

(humblebrag vaguely related to the current topic)

Franck Veewrote:

(humblebrag vaguely related to the current topic)

(Can i climb in the desert 0.1 miliseconds after it rains?)

Old lady Hwrote:

(new separate thread posting extensive grievances about the blatant abuse of the sorta parentheses thingy with a single tit plus total disregard for noncapitalization use rules in this thread and various other meanderations creating runout sentences devoid of all punctuation and only making a minimal amount of sense and even then only to a select elite few)

(great shame about using the wrong grammar, hidden behind excuses about thumb typing and other nonsense)

(fat nuts)

(A brand new account with no pictures or ticks starts a thread recycling some of the greatest hits of MP, such as: clove hitch or PAS to anchor, gates in/out, belt or clip for chalk bags...)

(thread title so long and cumbersome all are saved from reading further)

(Hair splitter)

(snarky necroposting comment)