To the person that shat in the shower at Miguel’s today -

I did it.

My top 3 shits were all outside. Haven’t tried a shower shit, but next trip to Miguel's I know what on my tick list   

Buck Riowrote:

Another Pro Tip  is to pee first, then take a dookie. That way there aren't any conflicts in direction of travel, or splatter fallout. 

Is it even physically possible to poop without squirting a little bit of pee out? I dont know, maybe I have some weird medical condition.

M Mwrote:

I did it.

I'm Sharticus!

Not Not MP Adminwrote:

My top 3 shits were all outside. Haven’t tried a shower shit, but next trip to Miguel's I know what on my tick list   

Not my finest moment, but as a young teen, I thought it would be funny to take my bathing suit off and shit in the ocean.  I got a real good laugh at the log floating towards my cousin as he realized what it was.  

I guess my point is that you should add shitting in the ocean to your tick list.  Just watch out for all the straws. 

Squat with your feet completely FLAT on the ground to avoid shitting into your pants. Use your hand to point your penis straight down so that you don't piss forward into your pants.

Please do not shit in the ocean :)

Dan Cookseywrote:

Not my finest moment, but as a young teen, I thought it would be funny to take my bathing suit off and shit in the ocean.  I got a real good laugh at the log floating towards my cousin as he realized what it was.  

I guess my point is that you should add shitting in the ocean to your tick list.  Just watch out for all the straws. 

Okay, you inspired me to share. In my early 20s I was on a multi-month surfing trip through mainland Mexico with a friend who was a much better surfer than me. We were out at a horrifying, hollow beach break called "La Boca De Pascuales." My buddy was giving me shit for being such a wimp (which was true) and letting barrel after barrel pass me by because I was too scared to drop in. I was ALSO suffering from a bad case of Montezuma's revenge. Whether it was fear or just traveller's diarrhea, I suddenly had to go. I dropped my shorts and pooped, horrified to see that a school of little brown trout turds had all floated to the surface. A literal poo slick. I said to my heckling friend, "OMG, come over here, look at these amazing fish!" and I pretended to look down into the water.

He paddled over and looked down. Then he looked all around him. He was sitting in the middle of a oil slick of my turds. "Got you, fucker!"

I laughed and paddled away.

We're still friends to this day. 

Dan Cookseywrote:

I guess my point is that you should add shitting in the ocean to your tick list.  Just watch out for all the straws. 

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106088344/tabdito

done. Well at least i added it to my 'to do list'... might be a while before I tick that one.

8 kNwrote:

Please do not shit in the ocean :)

The technical term is "aqua dump"

Eric Chabotwrote:

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106088344/tabdito

done. Well at least i added it to my 'to do list'... might be a while before I tick that one.

Road trip?

We can train on 5.7s in LCC, probably same difficulty.

Dan Cookseywrote:

Road trip?

We can train on 5.7s in LCC, probably same difficulty.

its 3 bolts long. basically a roped v9.

M Montoya wrote:

And you probably still suck at surfing. This is no better than wiping feces on routes. Convinced its cool even...

Oh, wow, you really burned me about some shit (literally) that happened 30 years ago and in a place where raw sewage was allowed to run straight into the sea, anyway. Even if I'd shit in the hotel toilet it was going to end up in the same place. But for sure you probably surf like JJF and climb like TC based on your keyboard coolness! 

Andrew Ricewrote:

Oh, wow, you really burned me about some shit (literally) that happened 30 years ago and in a place where raw sewage was allowed to run straight into the sea, away. Even if I'd shit in the hotel toilet it was going to end up in the same place. But for sure you probably surf like JJF and climb like TC based on your keyboard coolness! 

If you come to parts of the Pacific Northwest you can still get this experience!! Canada the great environmentalist still dump untreated sewage into the ocean!! google.com/amp/s/q13fox.com…

Most shoreline cities dump it during big storms. Cruise ships are the worst.

M Mwrote:

Most shoreline cities dump it during big storms. Cruise ships are the worst.

The US Military is the worst. Cruise lines may be bad, but I've seen what the military does with stuff it doesn't want/need anymore. Hint: usually goes over the side or goes boom.

Speaking of weird toilets, the way I know, with certainty, that the hotel toilet ran straight to the sea is because one day we came into the bathroom to find an iguana sitting in the bowl. He did a quick 180 and dove down the shit pipe and never came back up. We explored a little bit and soon found the outfall, surrounded by sunning iguanas snacking on yesterdays corn on the cob turds on the shores of a little estuary that ran back into the sea through a lovely brown river. 

Buck Riowrote:

The US Military is the worst. Cruise lines may be bad, but I've seen what the military does with stuff it doesn't want/need anymore. Hint: usually goes over the side or goes boom.

Ah yes, the age old “cooking breakfast” detail. (5 parts diesel/JP8, 1 part mogas). Actually, I remember a time my company rolled through a Marine Corps LSA, and the Marines were bulldozing it. I asked one of the Marine NCOs why they were bulldozing their LSA. His response:  “last night, an Army unit stopped by and shat all over the place. Those guys were a bunch of filthy fucking animals!”  Turns out, it was my guys. Still warms my cockles that Marine infantry thought we were “a bunch of filthy fucking animals.”  :-)

Frank Steinwrote:

Ah yes, the age old “cooking breakfast” detail. (5 parts diesel/JP8, 1 part mogas). Actually, I remember a time my company rolled through a Marine Corps LSA, and the Marines were bulldozing it. I asked one of the Marine NCOs why they were bulldozing their LSA. His response:  “last night, an Army unit stopped by and shat all over the place. Those guys were a bunch of filthy fucking animals!”  Turns out, it was my guys. Still warms my cockles that Marine infantry thought we were “a bunch of filthy fucking animals.”  :-)

We had an FOB that was supposed to be used for 3-4 months, and ended up being there for almost 2 years. At the end of the unpleasantness, we burned everything that would burn(canvas tents, plywood floors etc.), and used C4 on the rest. We're talking field kitchens, fuel bladders, water treatment tanks, rigging tables, ton's of fuel....anything that was helo'd out there was blown up. There were pallets of ammo, from 5.56 to 60mm mortar rounds that we blew up.  We had a long range session to burn up as much as we could, but you can only shoot so much...We got the M2 barrel so hot it you could feel it from 10 feet away.  

My god.  What must one do to be called “filthy animals” by Marines?!?  Lol.