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bearded sam · · Crested Butte, CO · Joined Apr 2011 · Points: 145

Colby Wangler · · Reno · Joined Oct 2015 · Points: 336
Claudine Longetwrote:

10/10

Double J · · Sandy, UT · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 4,588

It cast a long shadow...

John the Nomad · · Denver, CO · Joined May 2017 · Points: 15

The horn in Finale Ligure, Italy.  About as phallic as it gets..

Heidi Baxter · · Logan, UT · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 365

Brian in SLC · · Sandy, UT · Joined Oct 2003 · Points: 22,822

^^^Scottish monster!  Ha ha...nice pic!

Mike Robinson · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 8,116
FrankPSwrote: You're 36? I wouldn't have guessed that.

Not everyone is from Cali and too woke to find humor is simple things

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 276
Mike Robinsonwrote:

Not everyone is from Cali and too woke to find humor is simple things

Ha ha. I am so wokefulness. That's me. You nailed it.  

But I made that comment ten months ago. What took you so long? I have matured greatly since then and now appreciate juvenile simple humor!

Edit: Mike, I found the perfect thread for you to get a chuckle. It's right up your alley!

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/119644745/free-soiling-a-route

Mike Robinson · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 8,116
FrankPSwrote:

Ha ha. I am so wokefulness. That's me. You nailed it.  

But I made that comment ten months ago. What took you so long? I have matured greatly since then and now appreciate juvenile simple humor!

it too me so long cuz the rest of the US is months behind anything happening in CA...and welcome to maturarty

Mark Thomas · · Broomfield, CO · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 3,635
Mike Robinsonwrote:

it too me so long cuz the rest of the US is months behind anything happening in CA...and welcome to maturarty

LULZ.

Speaking of stereotypes not applying to preconceived notions, I spent the last 15 yrs in the SF Bay Area & NYC. The people who really got me onto doing this thread were from those places, of both genders and at least a B.A. in education, ranging up to PhD.

'maturity'? Consider it differences in taste. The truly woke don't understand that other people just like them can experience the world so differently... It's the new form of intolerance  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anywho, this one sure was dirty! We had to do a lot of digging with the nut tool for placements.

Read Januskiewiecz · · Taos, NM · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 385

Michael Brady · · Wenatchee, WA · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 1,392

It's not rock but.....

It started as an accident and then my ten year old self took over and I had to add the urethra

Mike Robinson · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 8,116

I will volunteer for One Man One Storm Trooper

Nic Gravley · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2020 · Points: 0

The butthole

John Nguyen · · SLC, UT · Joined May 2019 · Points: 192

Owl Rock, Arches National Park

Joseph Brody · · Campbell, CA · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 59

Boys, I Love this thread. 

Jim T · · Colorado · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 469
Hamster Boondoggle · · Conquistador of the Useless · Joined Mar 2020 · Points: 220
Paul Morrisonwrote: In the trenchant words of the redoubtable Marc801, "Why do you feel compelled to post this?"

Has rock hard penie envy.

Nicholas Spiropulos · · The Bay Area · Joined Nov 2020 · Points: 5

Rock: The Unmentionable

Route: Erectile Dysfunction

Preeti P · · San Jose, CA · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 5
Nicholas Spiropuloswrote:

Rock: The Unmentionable

Route: Erectile Dysfunction

Looks like Erectile Functional to me.  ;)

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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