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Married People: What Are You Doing With Your Wedding Rings?

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Eric wrote:

That is absolutely hideous

Is that the "cut here" symbol?

Buck Rio · · MN · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 16
Tim Stich wrote:

Tim, are you channeling your inner Maynard?

PWZ · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 0
Eric wrote:

That is absolutely hideous

And not even equalized or redundant. Imagine trusting your wife to only one finger...sounds like some Euro shit

Jim T · · Colorado · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 469

You could get one of those nylon/Velcro pouches that attach to your shoelaces.  You’d look cool, like it’s 1982.

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257

You could get a surgical kangaroo pouch installed.

Andrew Gram · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 3,725

I'm pretty pleased that mine is somewhere on the bottom of the colorado river.  Popped off when trying to get back into the raft after a swim shortly after getting married.

M Mobley · · Bar Harbor, ME · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 911
Colonel Mustard wrote: You could get a surgical kangaroo pouch installed.

Cheaper to just eat it.

Ticklestone · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 0

Ditch the rings. Mark your property the old fashioned way, pee on them.

Terry Parker · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined May 2006 · Points: 0

It was expensive, but solved the problem...got divorced.

Nico Sapien · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2018 · Points: 0

Me and my wife use rubber rings most of the time and iv never had a problem with them catching on holds in the gym. I will say however I take my ring off when crack climbing because I have a (probably) irrational fear that my ring will cause my jams to slip.

Travis Dustin · · Mexico Maine · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,665

After I broke my original ring I switched to a silicon one so I didn’t have to worry about taking it off and losing it

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 35

I try to leave it at home. Usually I forget and keep it on.

If I do, I try to leave it in the change tray of the car. If I forget to do that, I put it on a caribiner or keyring and leave it in my pack. If I start off the ground with it, I come down and put it away. I can't think of a reason to bring it up with me.

Kief Manning · · Elgin, AZ · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 0
M Mobes wrote:

Ya. Again marriage is fucked. But damn if you can’t control your dog maybe you shouldn’t have one. Who the hell tries to stop a dog with their neck? Control your dogs and keep them off my f-Ing rope

edit: don’t know why I censored that second f bomb and not the first
Drederek · · Olympia, WA · Joined Mar 2004 · Points: 315
Andrew Gram wrote: I'm pretty pleased that mine is somewhere on the bottom of the colorado river.  Popped off when trying to get back into the raft after a swim shortly after getting married.

Mine is somewhere between the car park and the Squaw at Squamish 

Nick Baker · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jan 2016 · Points: 91

Nothing now because lf I wear a regular ring I forget and cimb with it on or lose it if I remember to take it off. I wore silicone for awhile, but I end up getting rashes from them.  I just stopped wearing them.  Wife is a climber so she understands.

Buck Rio · · MN · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 16
Kief Manning wrote:

Ya. Again marriage is fucked. But damn if you can’t control your dog maybe you shouldn’t have one. Who the hell tries to stop a dog with their neck? Control your dogs and keep them off my f-Ing rope

edit: don’t know why I censored that second f bomb and not the first

Dogs, being independent beings, sometimes do shit that is unexpected. Mine is almost never on leash because he is trained....but I leash him when it might be dangerous(cliffs, traffic) to him to be unleashed. 

And Squirrels happen....

Not Not MP Admin · · The OASIS · Joined Nov 2018 · Points: 17

Ring on a chain around yo neck

Mark Frumkin · · Bishop, CA · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 52

I stopped leashing my dogs with that type of leash after one of my dogs ( 100 + lbs.) got his leash around Guy Keese's ankles. That was 15 years ago and he still has the scars. Guy did not get cut badly because he dropped to the ground as it happened. Guys is a slow methodical moving person in  life & climbing, but when all hell breaks out he is just plain fast as lightning.

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Mark Frumkin wrote:...but when all hell breaks out he is just plane fast as lightning.

On which plane is that?

Mark Frumkin · · Bishop, CA · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 52

A very fast one! 

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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