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The “Bro’s” of Climbing

amarius · · Nowhere, OK · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 20
Gumby the White wrote:

This bro seems rad. An Alpine climber who steals drugs and chicks. We are getting the right idea here

The brief mountaineering career of Aleister Crowley- the Great Beast 666


In 1905 Crowley led an expedition to Kanchenjunga. The attempt ended disastrously. It was possibly because of the ensuing storm of criticism that Crowley took no further part in active mountaineering after 1905, although he continued to comment on mountaineering affairs. Instead, he turned to a life in which he is said to have explored every avenue of debauchery and vice as a means of increasing his magical powers and advancing his status in the satanic hierarchy.Unnatural practices, such as eating human excrement and flesh and enjoying sexual communion with freaks of all shapes and sizes, drew from the public the opinion that he was “the wickedest man in the world”. Nevertheless, his crimes were few and undetected, and indeed his ‘wickedness’ seems somewhat pallid beside that of more conventional villains bent on material rather than spiritual plunder. Perhaps the worst that can be said of Crowley is that he took seriously the profusion of dilettante interests in the occult so common in fin-de-siècle London salons. It seems that the mainspring of his effort was a desire to discover the limits of his own nature and potentialities, rather than a desire for public notoriety or self-aggrandisement. It is possible that his mountaineering was similarly motivated.

He sure does sound like instagram bro before such a thing existed

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257
Gumby the White wrote:

This bro seems rad. An Alpine climber who steals drugs and chicks. We are getting the right idea here

Devin?

Gumby boy king · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2019 · Points: 547
Colonel Mustard wrote:

Devin?

Dad?

Mark E Dixon · · Possunt, nec posse videntur · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 984
  • amarius wrote: 

The brief mountaineering career of Aleister Crowley- the Great Beast 666



He sure does sound like instagram bro before such a thing existed

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

Jim U · · Suh-veer-vul, TN · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 81
amarius wrote:

The brief mountaineering career of Aleister Crowley- the Great Beast 666



He sure does sound like instagram bro before such a thing existed

total 1980's flashback....wait..what...that Aleister Crowley???  I need to crank up some Ozzy in tribute now

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257
Gumby the White wrote:

Dad?

Bro?

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257

Friend or bro?

Kief Manning · · Elgin, AZ · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 0

Ok broseph. Was John long really an Abroham Lincoln or did he become Hans Brolo over time. He did start out as a gymnast right? Very un-dude. Don’t forget all of those in the century before in hobnails and hemp rope pushing the envelope in tweed fffing clothes. Plenty of bro’s to go round

Ty Gilroy · · Great White North · Joined Feb 2018 · Points: 10

John Turner, 1953. Peak District. Total bro

Eric Berghorn · · Calistoga,CA · Joined Feb 2008 · Points: 968

https://www.outsideonline.com/1909816/es-ist-mein-bruder

This Reinhold Messner piece, written by Greg Child, has all the elements suggested by the OP and more !
Gumby boy king · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2019 · Points: 547

Ok great. Now that we have established all of the old "bros" or at least most of them, who are the CURRENT "bros" of the climbing world?

Or have we just gotten soft and all too politically correct?

master gumby · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2019 · Points: 0

I am definitely the biggest bro. I kick it around SoCal with my boombox on my shoulder, ripping ciggies and spraying down all the cute shirtless dudes climbing at the crag. Bro moves from a bro, ya know?

Tradiban · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2004 · Points: 11,610
master gumby wrote: I am definitely the biggest bro. I kick it around SoCal with my boombox on my shoulder, ripping ciggies and spraying down all the cute shirtless dudes climbing at the crag. Bro moves from a bro, ya know?

This master gumby impersonator sounds homophobic.

Gumby boy king · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2019 · Points: 547
master gumby wrote: I am definitely the biggest bro. I kick it around SoCal with my boombox on my shoulder, ripping ciggies and spraying down all the cute shirtless dudes climbing at the crag. Bro moves from a bro, ya know?

Are you implying that the real masta gumby is a bro... 


While I am flattered that you would recreate my old account, ticks and all, your impersonation slick is a 2/10. Ciggies? really? we all know it should be spliffs.

Yours truly
*master gumby

seamus mcshane · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 210

Photo: Chris Nelson

Charlie Porter
Hugh Burton
Steve Sutton

FA Mescalito 1973

seamus mcshane · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 210

Photo: Dave Rearick

TM Herbert
Bob Kamps
Yvon Chouinard
Dave Rearick

Stony Point Late 1950’s

seamus mcshane · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2013 · Points: 210

Photo:Warren Harding collection

Warren Harding
Mark Powell

FA Nose 1957?

Kief Manning · · Elgin, AZ · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 0
Gumby the White wrote: Ok great. Now that we have established all of the old "bros" or at least most of them, who are the CURRENT "bros" of the climbing world?

Or have we just gotten soft and all too politically correct?

Hard to think of any but I would say Thomas and Alex Huber. just seem like total hessian metal heads in my mind

Miss Cat · · Hell · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 1,607
master gumby wrote: I am definitely the biggest bro. I kick it around SoCal with my boombox on my shoulder, ripping ciggies and spraying down all the cute shirtless dudes climbing at the crag. Bro moves from a bro, ya know?

(Blush)

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 669
Kief Manning wrote:

just seem like total hessian metal heads in my mind

Totally nothing wrong with that, my Bro. 

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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