The “Bro’s” of Climbing

master gumby wrote: I am definitely the biggest bro. I kick it around SoCal with my boombox on my shoulder, ripping ciggies and spraying down all the cute shirtless dudes climbing at the crag. Bro moves from a bro, ya know?

(Blush)

Kief Manning wrote:

just seem like total hessian metal heads in my mind

Totally nothing wrong with that, my Bro. 

When I think of bros climbing I envision:

1) a barbed wire or tribal arm band tat
2) tan
3) buff, but the soft butterfat kinda buff
4) nike or adidas shorts
5) thinks jet skis after climbing sounds "sweet"
6) would totally do your mom
7) has "rims" on his vehicle that smells like vanilla
8) doesn't understand nickleback jokes
9) knows all the words to "Closing Time"

Climbing

John Muir

Took an ancient native trail and NaMeD iT aFtEr HiMsElF

That's gangster!

Warren Harding! 

With the weak responses to the current bros in the climbing community, it seems that most of these "bro" dudes now reside in the gym?

Sad....

Kief Manning wrote:

Hard to think of any but I would say Thomas and Alex Huber. just seem like total hessian metal heads in my mind

They really ARE brothers

Darren Mabe wrote:

They really ARE brothers

I was under the impression that they're actually the same person and that he can move REALLY FAST to seem as if they're in two places at once.

Long Ranger wrote:

I was under the impression that they're actually the same person and that he can move REALLY FAST to seem as if they're in two places at once.

What do you smoke? It ain’t that good

Ma Ja wrote: Lynn Hill is a bigger "Bro" than any dude in the last 20 years.

Nope.  She was the sorority girl to John's "Bro" 

Fehim Hasecic wrote:

What do you smoke? It ain’t that good

Good Bros borrow. GREAT Bros STEAL. – Pablo Brocasso

Tradiban wrote:

This master gumby impersonator sounds homophobic.

Nah, I think he saw a movie once and wants to climb Reeds Pinnacle like a BAMF and not a Gumby...

I will add Tor “Thor” Johnsson. That Swede on YouTube