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dog owner that left their poop bags to get on the way out

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petzl logic · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 730

i moved them up a bit so you wouldn’t forget this time.

you’re welcome.

Allen Sanderson · · On the road to perdition · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 1,100

I just kick them into the middle of the trail. 

Parachute Adams · · At the end of the line · Joined Mar 2019 · Points: 0
trailridge · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 20

How righteouss of you. Why throw them in the trash when you can shit on everybody else's day by seeing that. But now you have the power. You took shit on ground and placed it on a sign to make yourself great. I say shame on you and your philosophies

petzl logic · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 730
how come ‘leave no trace’ doesn’t apply to selfish dog owners packing out their animal turds? 
Dirty30 Dirty30 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2018 · Points: 0

I personally like to hide in the bushes and when the guy walks out and doesn't pick up his poop bags...pick them up and slowly watch the guy..and when he gets to his car, run up past him and yell "you forgot your shitbags you piece of shit" and slam them down on his windshield and run away.

Stringlord778 Jackson · · norwalk · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 10
Dirty30 Dirty30 wrote: I personally like to hide in the bushes and when the guy walks out and doesn't pick up his poop bags...pick them up and slowly watch the guy..and when he gets to his car, run up past him and yell "you forgot your shitbags you piece of shit" and slam them down on his windshield and run away.
Stringlord778 Jackson · · norwalk · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 10

Yea, but what if he chases after you, catches you and ties the shit bag around your head and mushes it in your face, then you’d be a shit head....

curt86iroc · · Lakewood, CO · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 274
Dirty30 Dirty30 wrote: I personally like to hide in the bushes and when the guy walks out and doesn't pick up his poop bags...pick them up and slowly watch the guy..and when he gets to his car, run up past him and yell "you forgot your shitbags you piece of shit" and slam them down on his windshield and run away.

im not even remotely making this up, but i once witnessed a guy do this (just not with dog poop, but with trash left on the side of the road). He ran up to the car and threw it in their window...

turns out, he got the wrong car. who knew that 2 different white 4 door sedans would be parked in the same spot.... turns out the guy that got the trash in his car was way chill, but it easily could have gone the wrong way...

Dirty30 Dirty30 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2018 · Points: 0

No one is going to chase the crazy naked guy who carries dog shit bags to throw at people after hiding in the bushes....lets be real

Lon Harter · · Reno NV · Joined May 2018 · Points: 441
Dirty30 Dirty30                 ·         19 hours ago        ·                    Unknown Hometown                             · Joined Sep 2018            · Points: 0               I personally like to hide in the bushes and when the guy walks out and doesn't pick up his poop bags...pick them up and slowly watch the guy..and when he gets to his car, run up past him and yell "you forgot your shitbags you piece of shit" and slam them down on his windshield and run away.

I don't understand why would you run after that?  seems to me you would be missing all the fun?

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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