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You would get more interesting answers if you posed this question in a BASE jumpers’ forum.

It's a crane. 4th class at most.

I climbed on top of my car once

CrimpDaddy-WesP wrote: I climbed on top of my car once

Well there's a "Your Mom" joke just waiting to come out. 

CrimpDaddy-WesP wrote: I climbed on top of my car once

Was it moving at the time?

Jack Servedio wrote:

Was it moving at the time?

Bayview has so many awesome vehicles. My favorite:

Bill Kirby wrote:

Bayview has so many awesome vehicles. My favorite:

Lmao very true 

Via Ferreta free solo

Paul Bunyan at trees of mystery northern calif.

We climbed those tall radio towers as kids. You can't tell how much they sway from the ground, but it scares the shit out of you.

We were pretty drunk one night and while walking home my buddy soloed the triceratops in front of a certain museum......pretty epic, and actually bigger than it looks 

Obligatory Johnny Pro

 well I wasn't actually successful because I got busted by security climbing a wall in a Botanical Garden in Florida. There's not a lot of climbing to be done there

F loyd wrote: We climbed those tall radio towers as kids. You can't tell how much they sway from the ground, but it scares the shit out of you.

The AM towers are especially fun!

Found out the Lao Tzu sculpture between the two buildings of the Denver Art Museum is kinetic, if you put the right amount of force on what turned out to be a lever on a pivot. And when the lever hits the bottom, it goes, "CLANG!"

So this one time I got blackout drunk at a beer fest and climbed a brontosaurus.

Hobo Greg wrote:

What?!? I climbed just the boot, does the whole thing go?

I've only ever entertained myself by pretending that I was getting tbagged by babe.

Long Ranger wrote:

Well there's a "Your Mom" joke just waiting to come out. 

He said a car, not a space shuttle.

When I was in high school a girl from a rival school invited me to a party at her parents apt. They of course were out of town.

Went and knocked on the door. Dude that answered it said he didn't know me and the only way in was past him and his buddies. All big guys.

So I walked down the stairs and headed for my car looking back the whole time. She was a very attractive young lady.

Went balcony to balcony to the 3rd floor. Walked in and the tough guys at the door never even knew I was there. Nothing ever came of her and I but sure felt good getting past the hormone driven/ lady deprived apes.