Wacky Route Names

Fingers on a pancake. 

Big Egos, Little Dicks
Aliens Ate My Penis
Penis Point-Peyronie’s Disease

Honestly, there are a lot more. And most of them have penis in them

Sex porpoises 

Hanging turd of Babylon

Cant forget about Spanky’s Quest for the Nectar Hole!

Jaren Watson wrote: Is there a way to combine this thread with the thread about climbers having higher than average IQ?

I like where you are going with this.

Yeah great names if you are in a 7th grade boys bathroom.

Kevinmurray wrote: Yeah great names if you are in a 7th grade boys bathroom.

Who do you think has the time and energy to put up new routes???

Bennett G wrote: Sex porpoises 

And who could forget it's sequel "Better than sex... porpoises"

The Best Route in Minnesota... a route which is in Thailand

Nuke the gay whales for Jesus always cracked me up.
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/114804683/nuke-the-gay-whales-for-jesus

Bulo actually has a few good ones

Your Mother
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/105752083/your-mother

Finger crack called "Oooooh how u know I like dat?" in NH

Tomko wrote: The Best Route in Minnesota... a route which is in Thailand

Probably inspired by Best Crack in Minnesota, located in Wyoming. It wouldn't make the top 1,000 list of best cracks in Wyoming. 

Kevin Mokracek wrote: Fingers on a pancake. 

Is that a play on figures on a landscape?! That's funny.

+1 for Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus and Straight Outta Squampton

Kyle vH wrote:

Is that a play on figures on a landscape?! That's funny.

+1 for Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus and Straight Outta Squampton

Yes, it's the name for a multi year project I have been working on.  Multi year because of location not difficulty. 

Squishmaster 5000 (V4)

John Cruiser Meloncrimp 

Stuffin Martha's Muffin
Bullet Ant Mitten Ritual
Spray Tan Handy Man
Alligator Sex Farm

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