Best Sport Route in the Red!?

What is the all time best sport route, under 5.13(for the sake of us mere mortals ), in the Red and why does this, in your opinion, reign supreme?  Please, no slab routes, I am highly allergic to merely the mention of such a style of climbing.

Let the rants begin!

John Wilder wrote:

Funny- of all the routes I've done there, they're all so similar, I don't know that one REALLY stands out over the rest. 

Also, when someone points to a route in the Red and says "that's slab!" i look at them and say "i do not think that word means what you think it means." 

...think it means... nice, Princess Bride quote!

Fuzzy Undercling

Slabalito at Muir Valley

Mercy! The Huff!

Witness the Citrus

Crack Attack. The best jug haul of my life.

Slabalito...you're fired!

Bathtub Mary is pretty sweet.  One thing I’ll say is it has a little bit of everything...thin technical climbing in the start, pumpy endurance on the headwall, then overhanging jughaul at the finish.

Hakuna Matata I think @ Drive-By is insanely good. Closer to vertical than your average RRG climb. Nice. Long. Mercy The Huff is also insanely good. Both are 12a (or maybe b).

Of all the routes i've done i'd pick either Swedish Fish, Cell Block Six, or Amarillo Sunset.

amarillo sunset for sure, also oompa and loompa (10a/10c), and super best friends (12b) is AMAZING.

Nolan,  definitely in the running for the worst route in the gorge,  pre and post artificial hold.

Twinkie.  Has both a slab and classic jughauling.

Dave the Dude

Prime Directive at Funk Rock. About as good as it gets!

Banshee and Prime Directive, but gotta say Jungle Beat is one of the most amazing climbs I've been on anywhere, gotta love the + grade

Red has so many!

No Place Like Home is one of my favorites, but I hesitate to recommend it because it is not a typical RRG route, and I feel like the BEST for the area should also be representative of the typical climbing for the area.

So if we go with the best, but also typical, Mercy, the Huff! is hard to beat.

I agree with a lot of routes already mentioned...

Not Mentioned yet:
Gold Rush.
Forearm Follies
Centerfire
Bare Metal Teen
CoronerDead on Arrival
Singularity

The Gift!