The Best Route Names

The Compactor on the Trash Can boulder in Ayer, MA. Classic V9 compression problem by the old landfill in town. Burt Gives Blow Jobs at Pawtuckaway. 

Swinging Cunt -- Millbrook, the Gunks
Gneiss Jugs -- Ross Rocks, CT
Tough Schist -- High Ledge, CT

Rodney's Chocolate Frosted Love Donut - Smith Rocks

If anyone ever gets a FA on a crimpy route, a good name would be, Diary of a Crimpy Kid.

Tavis Ricksecker wrote: Dangerous Lesion (JTree) Heinous Anus (Jtree) Sphincter Quits (Jtree) Bottle in Front of Me (Jtree) Caught Inside on a Big Set (Jtree) Figures on a Landscape (Jtree) Boogers on a Lampshade (Jtree) Ass of Dog (Jtree) Room to Shroom (Jtree) Full Moon, Good Drugs (Indian Creek) Caqmping under the influence (Indian Creek) She Lives (Priest Draw)

Bottle in front of me should be followed by frontal lobotomy 

I just put up a new route (offwidth) and named it "Belly Full of Bad Dingleberries"

The Young and the Rackless in Boulder Canyon

The Vulgar Goatman
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/108681302/the-vulgar-goatman

I sounded cool when I was young. Now that I have some miles on my soul and Life is kicking my ass, I can't get the name "Speed of Life" (Little Cottonwood) out of my mind.

Also, "Woa Dude!" in the San Rafel Swell.

In Josh
  down below Figures on a Landscape you’ll find Boogers on a Lampshade. 

TABDITO

The Jane Fonda Workout for Pregnant Women - Gunks, NY

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/108270847/the-jane-fonda-workout-for-pregnant-women

She got the bosch, I got drilled.    Summersville/NRG area

Hexentric, it may not be the funniest name, but it is such a perfect fit for the route.

Alex R wrote: Hexentric, it may not be the funniest name, but it is such a perfect fit for the route.

That is soooo cool! I've only seen this basalt in a textbook. Tipped over columns are rare! Just added to my to do list, so I can find it again. 

Something Wicked This Way Comes-Gothic Nightmare, mystery towers Utah

AI Weirdness trained a neural net on Boulder Canyon and Joshua tree to generate some new route names:
http://aiweirdness.com/post/174885047997/rock-climbing-routes-generated-by-neural-network

I made a separate post on it and then saw this thread. Thought it might be fitting.

A personal favorite is:

They Died Laughing - Cathedral Ledge

I also really like

A Dare By The Sea - Otter Cliffs

Gay Nazis For Christ- Red Rock

No Mistake, Big Pancake - Joshua Tree
Cranking Skills or Hospital Bills - Joshua Tree
Finger Locks or Cedar Box - Gunks