Crags are NOT Gyms!

http://www.mountainproject.com/v/111645655

I've summarized this thread for people that don't like to read:

A bunch of people wrote:I went to crag gumby magnet and found gumbys there. This makes me sad, because I, at heart, am secretly a gumby as well, and do not like being reminded of that fact.

^^^ HAHAHAHA

Lets vote:

1. Dog
2. Baby
3. Gumby
4. Trump (figured I'd add another dimension)

Which would you least like to see at the crag?

PS For those who claim they have never seen poop at the crags - how near sighted are you? (and don't go to France - or Miller's Fork - I added 2 loads there tis past weekend...)

^^^ you shit in France? Now France has mine fields of TP and turds at every dirt turnout.

I vote trump. It would at least be entertaining f!ckin with him. See if we could get his combover to flip!

Grow some balls, climb some long trad routes 8-)

Eric Engberg wrote:Lets vote: 1. Dog 2. Baby 3. Gumby 4. Trump (figured I'd add another dimension) Which would you least like to see at the crag? PS For those who claim they have never seen poop at the crags - how near sighted are you? (and don't go to France - or Miller's Fork - I added 2 loads there tis past weekend...)

Least like to see:

1. Gumby( if I see them it's my own fault for taking the highway to the gumby zone.)
2. Trump( I don't want him grabbing the route by the pussy.)
3. Baby( I just feel bad for everyone involved.)
4. Dog( all dogs suck, even mine)

Kiz wrote: Least like to see: 2. Trump( I don't want him grabbing the route by the pussy.)

I still wana see someone do the meat curtain pitch of magnolia thunderpussy with a trump wig on.

mountainproject.com/v/magno…

Impress everyone by pooping while on a hanging belay.

the simple way around route congestion this is to stop climbing easy shit at easy gumby crags. Either get better and stay ahead of the curb or accept that you suck and youre gonna climb with the masses

I have to add my vote to the consensus. Stop climbing at beginner crags. The only time I am ever reminded that places like this exist is when I take someone to lead their first route.

You realize that Muir Valley is an outdoor climbing gym right...

You have to pay (Yes technically its for parking)
Have to fill out a waiver
Route names and grades engraved in tags on the walls
Cushy porta potties
Free stick clips
Wooden benches

Really the only thing missing is a rental kiosk where you can pick up shoes and a harness.

I don't care if its babies, gumbies, dogs. As long as the laughter is kept to a minimum and no one shows how good of a time they're having.

Damnit! This thread just gave me an amazing idea for a costume. Next year: climbing in Gumby Suit for Halloween. :p

Try the Gunks next time...

I'll just leave this here...

TKrosbakken wrote:I'll just leave this here...

As the photographer, I approve this message.

i took a HUGE dump at the crag this past Sunday, AND my dog was there too!

Carl Martin wrote:Impress everyone by pooping while on a hanging belay.

Better yet: impress everyone by pooping while on a hanging belay at Bruise Brothers.