(generic climbing thread)

(Bowline!)

(Figure 8!!)

(Bowline!!!)

(Figure 8!!!!)

(It's LeviOsa, not LeviosAR!)

(Statement indicating how excited they would be if Sharma/Ondra/Woods came to their local crag in Buttfecknowhere, IL and tried the local project)

(excited myself like a monkey jacking his goat cheese just to drop a name as if we were BFFs since pee-school -- Almost Famous, FAIL)

(But what has he ever done on grit?)

(quandary as to whether or not I can say that I climb a certain grade to girls at the bar)

(Brits wonder why no one ever comes to road trip around their best crags)

(speaking in a magnanimous tone on another Boulder-based film as if the accomplishment actually transcends anything in reality, and for which the world really could give two shits about)

(just spent another $30-$45 to support such a film, because it's cooler than shit anyhow)

fossana wrote:(pleading for stuck cam to be extracted and returned in exchange for one or more beers)

(Reference to shoddy homemade device created to remove stuck cams. Said device has a mildly amusing, mildly sexual name.)

(Gym boulderer looking to break into trad climing wondering what a standard desert rack is and whether solutions are gonna be fine for crack. The guys at the spot said they were the best shoes)

(personal attack claiming intimate knowledge of OP's anatomy or more specifically lack thereof)

(MTB Shoes at Deep discounts @ imaspammer.com)

Tony B wrote:(MTB Shoes at Deep discounts @ imaspammer.com)

(Those shoes might be stolen... I saw them advertised on Craigslist too. Is anyone missing 1000 pairs of MTB shoes?)

Chris treggE wrote:(Devil's Lake really is good, really, it is, really)

(Inside reference to DLFA joke that was never funny withouy 4.8kg of drugs in your system. RAH RAH RAH...)

(question about which is better: Eldo or the Gunks?)

(expresses disbelief and annoyance at the fact that this thread has so many posts after so little time and keeps appearing on the homepage)

(make myself feel superior by using term "noob" to refer to previous posters. Note: I dislike word "noob.")

Pointing out that you spelled n00b wrong.

(Been reading these forums for awhile now, and finally has the urge to post)

(should have done a search first, dipshit. plenty of threads like this. waste of bandwidth.)

(embed of random picture of choss climb in subtle attempt to legitimize loose rock with subtext that those that climb garbage rock are superior to those fit free climbers pushing 13+)