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Most useless piece of gear

Rob D · · Queens, NY · Joined May 2011 · Points: 30

I nominate Magnitron Gridlock to this thread. It's a combination of two gimmick devices (gridlock, magnetron), both of which are solutions to problems that don't exist, and both of which add so much expensive to what should be a really simple piece of equipment: a locking carabiner.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
Rob Davis wrote:...both of which are solutions to problems that don't exist...

Actually the Gridlock works really well at keeping the locker from flipping around and loading the gate of the locker when you belay from the belay loop. That used to drive me insane before I got one. Sure, they are pricey, but I'm sticking with them. Not sure about the magnet thing since I tend to burn through lockers with all of the sand at grit at my local crags, so that's a bit too much coin extra for a gate lock.

Tits McGee · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 255

Haven't you people been paying attention - It's obviously a screamer!

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516

You not only like dubstep, you listen to brostep, don't you?

Cor · · Sandbagging since 1989 · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 1,445

Oh Tits, screamers are more useful than these new Mammut
harness shorts for a small price of $199.95!

I am sure you could pick up a ton chicks if you wore these to
the bar after climbing!

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516

That useless single slot ATC sport climbing think BD makes ended up at the crag on Saturday on my friend's harness. Apparently her son's climbing team provided them. WTF?! This is unacceptable.

Tits McGee · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 255
Cor wrote:Oh Tits, screamers are more useful than these new Mammut harness shorts for a small price of $199.95! I am sure you could pick up a ton chicks if you wore these to the bar after climbing!

That would then make them useful - your argument is invalid.

dubstep - good one. That must be the most useless type of music.

coldatom · · Cambridge, MA · Joined Sep 2011 · Points: 70

I like the Gridlock for TR setup since it won't turn and cross load. I don't see the use for it while belaying. It's pretty easy to keep a biner oriented properly when its right in front of you. Plus the gate makes it annoying to get on/off your belay loop.

Rob Davis wrote:I nominate Magnitron Gridlock to this thread.
Matt N · · CA · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 476
coldatom wrote:I like the Gridlock for TR setup since it won't turn and cross load. I don't see the use for it while belaying. It's pretty easy to keep a biner oriented properly when its right in front of you. Plus the gate makes it annoying to get on/off your belay loop.

Minimum cross-load rating is 7kn, right? If your TR 'biners experience more than 7kn at any point, you're doing it wrong.

Rob D · · Queens, NY · Joined May 2011 · Points: 30
Matt N wrote: Minimum cross-load rating is 7kn, right? If your TR 'biners experience more than 7kn at any point, you're doing it wrong.

this is why I don't understand cross-loading-proof biners. if you aren't paying attention enough that you are cross loading at belay then you need to pay better attention, if you still do and cross load, it's still 7KN! on tr you'd be hard pressed to create 7kn of force on one biner.

MSBriggs · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 5

My vote:
Prusiks are awesome, but not so much these

curvenut · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 0
MSBriggs wrote:My vote: Prusiks are awesome, but not so much these

+1

at 20$ a piece, it is 10 times more expensive that buying a 6 mm cordelette by the meter !!!

Kai Larson · · Sandy, UT · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 441
EvanH wrote:Oh. And the Hand Jammies.

I love Hand Jammies. Easier and more effective than tape gloves.

ian watson · · Sandia park, NM · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 240
MSBriggs wrote:My vote: Prusiks are awesome, but not so much these

what a deal!!

frenchtoast Clark · · knoxville, tn · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 5

http://www.motionfitness.com/Treadwall-p/treadwall.htm

Mark Wyss · · Denver, CO · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 245
frenchtoast wrote:http://www.motionfitness.com/Treadwall-p/treadwall.htm

10 Grand??? You have go to be kidding me!

willeslinger · · Golden, Colorado · Joined Jul 2010 · Points: 25

has anyone been saved from death/dismemberment by the proper use of a snow picket?

honestly curious

AnthonyM · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 30
willeslinger wrote:has anyone been saved from death/dismemberment by the proper use of a snow picket? honestly curious

Used one to belay a person up to me on soft snow-it was in combo with a Dead Man to practice... Agree with Smarty Ports... Also the large hex can substitute for a large cam... (saved my ass once.) All small hexes are worthless unless being used for a class.

ian watson · · Sandia park, NM · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 240
Smarty Ports/Shants wrote:^^^I think that's a bit situational. Depending on where you're at on a climb, either of those could make a pretty rad bail anchor. I use a #9 hex quite a bit these days.

x2 I always carry 7-10 a ton lighter then double 2-3 bd's

big tuna · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 0
Scott Jones wrote:it's hard to beat this thegearcaster.com/the_gearc…

hahahhaha . . . .enough said

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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