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So you are a stick boy and still can't climb hard.... What gives??

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Kevin McLaughlin · · Colorado Springs · Joined Dec 2007 · Points: 1,540

So I've been called " Stick Boy" by my partner for 20 plus years . 5ft.11 143 pounds .Never was.......or gonna be a hard ass. Never wanted numbers to outweigh the fun I suppose. I always thought as long as we are grinning' were winning'. You can't take this climbing too damn serious 'eh? Train a bit but don't wrap your whole life around it. Do your best .... Get a little scared...... Run it out on occasion............. Do more than Spurt, I mean Sport........... Have a good day in the mountains with you and your friends. Now my best excuses are old age , injury , etc . I still have my grin and a few cold ones in my pack......... What's your excuse ??

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516

I tried unsuccessfully to get into 5.11s on a regular basis back in Austin. I injured my wrist tendons and it just dawned on me that either I didn't know how to train or that it just wasn't physically in the cards for me to crimp on hard 11s and up. Never was a light weight guy, so that didn't help. But yeah, later I just didn't want it bad enough to get better. It's that simple really.

It's inspirational to see the rest of you out there cranking really hard and I can appreciate what it takes to get there.

Jaaron Mankins · · Durango, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 930

Nothing like a stick boy with a beer gut. I fit this bill in the past, but coming back now. All of the weight i have lost off of the belly, I add that much beer in my pack now (or a small cooler). I have been climbing harder grades locally, but let's see how this corresponds in a real world application (diamond, black, ice). Keep the beer cold and the grins large!

Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,305

I thought a stick boy was a sport climber who stick clips the first bolt on hard routes. Informed now.

Matt N · · CA · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 476
Kevin McLaughlin wrote:What's your excuse ??

I'm not a stick boy and I climb because its fun.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
Matt N wrote: I'm not a stick boy and I climb because its fun.

But it doesn't have to be fun to be fun.

Jeremy Hand · · Northern VA · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 100

What's the point of climbing if you are not onsighting 5.13 sport, 5.11+ trad, and v7? You guys should aspire to become better... life is not all fun and games as they say...

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

yea yo all take responsibility for the grades you climb you bums! just sit down on that couch already ....5.7 ?

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220
MTN MIA · · Vail · Joined May 2006 · Points: 435
Stich wrote: But it doesn't have to be fun to be fun.

.....says the wise man!

Rajiv Ayyangar · · San Francisco, CA · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 220
Kevin McLaughlin wrote:So I've been called " Stick Boy" by my partner for 20 plus years . 5ft.11 143 pounds .Never was.......or gonna be a hard ass. Never wanted numbers to outweigh the fun I suppose. I always thought as long as we are grinning' were winning'. You can't take this climbing too damn serious 'eh? Train a bit but don't wrap your whole life around it. Do your best .... Get a little scared...... Run it out on occasion............. Do more than Spurt, I mean Sport........... Have a good day in the mountains with you and your friends. Now my best excuses are old age , injury , etc . I still have my grin and a few cold ones in my pack......... What's your excuse ??

Well I'm glad you found a way to feel superior to those who take climbing seriously and just climb sport! It's true, we don't have any fun, or lives outside climbing. And we never have good days at the crag with friends. On the other hand, our 8a scorecards are damn fine. :)

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

hahaha " taking climbing seriously and just climbing sport" hahahaha!!!!!

Steve M · · MN · Joined Aug 2011 · Points: 100
Stich wrote: But it doesn't have to be fun to be fun.

-sigh- Can't wait to ice climb.

mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

Ya know, i've actually never climbed HARD, usually flacid.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
Princess Mia wrote: .....says the wise man!

This quote is often attributed to Twight, but I actually think one of his friends first said it. It always makes me laugh, however.

But I really, really love to poison the things I enjoy in life by feeding the guilt of not being good enough. F Yeah!!!!!!

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220

Hehe I climb low and slow but I make it look good .....well at least to me it does :) I don't mind to get trashed on some high sport 10's or tr 11's though 12s hurt my fingers so I don't ever tr them. Im a comfort junkie so to say. Ice would be sweet right now!

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220
BigJuggsjohnson wrote:hahaha " taking climbing seriously and just climbing sport" hahahaha!!!!!

Add "gym" to that! :)

Robert Fogle · · Juneau, AK · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 35

Climbing is stupid...

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,093

my d/W ratio approaches 1/infinity, where d is the diameter of my arms and W is my weight.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
NCRob83 wrote:Climbing is stupid...

That's from "Wall Street" I think.

"Climbing, for lack of a better word, is stupid."

-Gordon Gecko

BigJuggsjohnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 220
NCRob83 wrote:Climbing is stupid...

Says boulderer ...

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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