In Eldo...STFU!

Ryan Williams wrote: I drilled a bolt from a hand jam once because I ran out of gear...

I wouldn't brag about that.

Man, I was hoping this thread was going to be about how people in Eldo need to stop shouting belay commands and work out some rope tugs. Big disappointment.

David Appelhans wrote:Man, I was hoping this thread was going to be about how people in Eldo need to stop shouting belay commands and work out some rope tugs. Big disappointment.

+1
And remember; if one word is hard to understand-a paragraph is far worse.

don't slam the gunks cool breeze, keep this about heldo.

I think they're just jealous we're so lucky to live near
such a world class climbing area. . .that not only includes
Eldo, but Boulder Canyon, RMNP just up the road, SPlatte down the
road. . .

Any Chuck Norris Eldo quote: +1

Steve Williams wrote:I think they're just jealous we're so lucky to live near such a world class climbing area. . .that not only includes Eldo, but Boulder Canyon, RMNP just up the road, SPlatte down the road. . .

Hehe, yeah, Utah barely has any world class climbing. After all isn't the Creek the "best crag in 'Rado?". Better not tell you about all the other ones :D

Better to just love it all, imo.

i have heard at my local crag : "this v7 would be a v11 in boulder"

m.qaden.everett wrote:"this v7 would be a v11 in boulder"

No, it wouldn't, all the cars in Boulder are electric

Steve Williams wrote:I think they're just jealous we're so lucky to live near such a world class climbing area. . .that not only includes Eldo, but Boulder Canyon, RMNP just up the road, SPlatte down the road. . .

Did you really just mention BoCan in the same sentence w/ those areas????...You blasphemous heathen!

And to honor the op's title:

Please, if you are in Eldo...quit yelling. Your partner can't hear you anyway. Learn some rope tugs.

Edited to remove STFU cause it's kinda rude.

Eldo = Sandbag

Dave Holliday wrote:There's also the variation: It is probably blah, blah, blah at the Gunks.

I am SOOOOOOOOO guilty of doing this... at Eldo ;)

Brent Apgar wrote: Did you really just mention BoCan in the same sentence w/ those areas????...You blasphemous heathen!

So, let me get this straight-Boulder Canyon, with routes like Country Club, Athlete's Feat,Cosmosis,Divine Wind,Empor,FM, Kangaroof,Umph Slot,Englishman's Home,Grand Inquisitor, Arms Bizarre, etc.; is a lame area? Maybe you need to get away from the Sport Park and Bowling Alley.

In Utah this would be 3.2

James Beissel wrote:In Utah this would be 3.2

After a few of these:

Pretty much all Colorado beers would taste like 3.2...

Take that, Eldo Prancers!

Ha ha.

coppolillo wrote:In Eldo, you'd be killed for talking that shyte.

Assuming you haven't been hit by a loose rock or cam dropped from several pitches up first.

PRRose wrote: Assuming you haven't been hit by a loose rock or cam dropped from several pitches up first.

+1

Go cry to your wives about this...

In Eldo those holds would have a greasy buildup of chalk (could be said of many "gotten too popular areas")

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