El Douchery in the Community

This whole thing stinks of Douchebachery

dolgio wrote: Respectfully disagree on the translation of "d-bag" to "Asshole". I don't think you can use the terms interchangeably. E.g., all d-bags are assholes, but not all assholes are d-bags. Thoughts?

Hmmm, this is getting really deep now. I may need to consult some authoritative publications on this matter. Let's see . . .
"Vanity. Arrogance. Cluelessness. Ego. These are the defining traits of douchebags everywhere—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from scores of actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:
David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."
Gene Simmons: "[I] don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium."
Sean Hannity: "I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress."

And many, many more. Complete with photographs of these clowns in all of their chest-thumping glory, The Quotable Douchebag is the perfect gag gift for anyone fed up with the men in her life."
Huh, can only MEN be douchenozzles? I've met a few gals that also seem to fit the description . . .

U could always try virtualcampfire.org ....

This thread has left me feeling...well..less than fresh

When in doubt, go back to the source:

hotchickswithdouchebags.com

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http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/10/sad-etsy-boyfriends/
Looks like these guys are on the Shit List

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Mojo Stylee wrote:Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

Quoted for awesomeness....I love that movie!

LMAO!!! this is hilarious!! thank you for entertaining my Friday afternoon at work :)

Scott McMahon wrote: Quoted for awesomeness....I love that movie!

Okay,I admit it...I don't get out enough.What movie is that?

I'm in Chamonix trying to climb in wet weather. Reading this thread before I leave the house keeps me laughing!,

Keep it up!,

Joe Huggins wrote: Okay,I admit it...I don't get out enough.What movie is that?

I'll give you a hint:

I'm Matt Damon!

Is it from the new Smurfs movie coming out?

Mike Lane wrote:Is it from the new Smurfs movie coming out?

No, that would be the Smurfs Lost Episode which the new post filter totally defeats the link to.

Stich wrote: I'll give you a hint: I'm Matt Damon!

And then the thread metastasized into Trivial Pursuit-seriously;I see about one movie out of a thousand...but I'll take a shot."Jay and Silent Bob(something or other)"?

Joe Huggins wrote: And then the thread metastasized into Trivial Pursuit-seriously;I see about one movie out of a thousand...but I'll take a shot."Jay and Silent Bob(something or other)"?

Getting warmer... Sort-of. Think of puppets doing bad things and the creators of South Park.

erikwellborn wrote: Getting warmer... Sort-of. Think of puppets doing bad things and the creators of South Park.

Oohh!Team America World Police? I actually saw that one on a business trip somewhere,but I don't remember that deeply philosophical monologue.I do remember the stony expression of the leader as our hero was compelled to blow him;didn't even crack a smile.That's a puppet for you.

Mike Lane wrote:The term "douchebaggery" was invented on this site.

I don't know about that, but this site is, and remains, the only place I've seen the term "asshattery".

John Korfmacher wrote: this site is, and remains, the only place I've seen the term "asshattery".

You don't get out much, do you?

Mojo Stylee wrote:But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls.

Eh? What about dildos? As in, "You fuckin' dildo, I saw you swipe the last PBR."

The good thing about being a dildo is that, if you do end up covered in shit, you can wash it off and not worry about the risk of being infected by an asshole.