5.14 only!

Hi all. I am looking for a partner for a road trip that will start June 12th and last through June 30th. We will climb lots of hard routes on our journey that will begin at Rumney and take us to squamish. I will be living in squamish after that so you're kind of on your own getting back. I've already got the whole jank planned and we'll hit all the best alpine routes and gyms on the way. I'm also a gold's gym member so we'll stop at a few of those along the way. The most important thing is that you can climb 5.14. I can climb 5.14 and need someone else that can hang when I want to throw down. Let me know if you're interested.
-Jonathan

I can say, without hyperbole, this is the most ambitious post I have ever read. Godspeed jonathan!

thanks matt,
I started climbing when I was 12 in a little town in West Virginia outside of fayateville when I was a kid. I got really strong really quickly and have repeated every route at the new above 5.13. I've been told that my climbing style is sort of a mix between sharma and matt segal when they're climbing. I've got huge balls man huge balls. You might not have heard of me because just when I was about to get sponsored by petzl and mountain hardwear I got dropped due to legal things that were out of my control sometimes its just not your fault you know what i mean man. anyways back to the original topic. I'm just trying to hang out and have fun climbing no pressure just only i don't want to hang with any noobs cause they suck and they make me look like a noob by association. don't got time for that man, so just trying to find someone 'with it' enough to go climbing with.
peace jonny

Any chance your coming through Colorado on your roadtrip? I only climb 5.10 but you sound so awesome that being in your presence could probably increase my climbing by 2 full grades!

I think you mean "any chance you're coming to Colorado." You know you should be careful about typos they might have caused the stock market collapse.

"I've already got the whole jank planned"

That's a lot of "jank" in 19 days....

dud,
that's sum of the best trolling i seen in a while...hope you can crank like you spew-hahahaha
golds gym, that's funny shit..and alpine, hahahah
u shud see if climbing is hiring a satirist!
i predict this will be the longest spewfest of the month... any takers?

Gold's Gym? You speak the Ripster's language. This thread makes the Ripmatic One's muscular man nipples hard. Extreme, bro.

I'm a solid 5.14d belayer, hit me up when you get out this way. I promise not to drop you too far.

Too funny. I think Tondi and LaDouche should get together and go trolling, I mean climbing. Hey Maybe you can take LaDouche on your trip. It would be perfect, he hates noobs too. What up LaDouche? Do you climb 5.14?

MODERATOR EDIT:

We're not putting up with pointless trolling like this any more. Take it to Rockclimbing.com.

Dude i guess. Some of you don't take me seriously. So im a troll. I get it i get it it's because probably i climb pretty hard. Bawls if you'll just post your real name and phone number ill hit you up. still lookin for a partner tho.

Chris Miller wrote:Too funny. I think Tondi and LaDouche should get together and go trolling, I mean climbing. Hey Maybe you can take LaDouche on your trip. It would be perfect, he hates noobs too. What up LaDouche? Do you climb 5.14?

Why you gots to tweak The Douche?

Does anyone else miss the climbingboulder days of the internet?

...this can't be real.

I'm so down for a sick nasty road trip hitting up all the gyms across the country! I can crank the pink route at my gym like it was the blue route!
You might have to find some one else for that lame outside stuff though.
See ya on the rock Bra!

P.S. I also have a mesh Tank top I wear in the lame gyms that make you keep your shirt on.

Merlin wrote:Does anyone else miss the climbingboulder days of the internet?

I agree Merlin. The Trolls nowadays seem to be so formula/canned. I miss the old Boss McGillicutty days at CB.com

I think the quality of trolling has gone down since the surgeon general announced that trolling the internet leads to erectile dysfunction.