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Routes in Hobgoblin's Hideout

Fiona T,TR 5.2 3 8 II 8 D 2c PG13
Green Goblin T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Gremlins T,TR 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Hobgoblin Hangover T,TR 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Mr. E T,TR 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Ms. Chi V. Huss TR 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Ms. Tree T,TR 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Ms. U. Marty TR 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Out of Mind TR 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Out of Sight T,TR 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Pointed Ears Direct TR 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Pointed Ears Left TR 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Shrek's Revenge T,TR 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Toll Road T,TR 5.3 3+ 10 III 9 VD 3a
da Vine Goblins T,TR 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Type: Trad, TR, 40 ft
FA: Jeff Johnson & Sam Smolnisky maybe?
Page Views: 163 total · 2/month
Shared By: Jeff J. on Sep 29, 2011
Admins: Andrew Gram, Peter Gram, Greg Parker, Andy Busse, Mike Madsen, Mark Rafferty

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Description

Close relative, yet secret lover of Mr. E, she lies just to the right of him in a way that is seductive and misleading to the climber's eye. Ms Tree lewers suiters halfway up her to her pleasing..."side-pulls." Though she may be convincing that protection won't work well here, don't be mistaken! Even your small nuts are better than none! Your heart starts pumping and your vision clouds. You fondle out far with your left and hand and make some progress. Reaching up right you find her bucket! If you get scared, make up some excuse like you have a headache and bail right to read the open book. If not, find the climax up through the obviously dirty cleavage...in the ROCK you pervert!

Location

thin seam in the same face and to the right of Mr. E.

Protection

tr: gear anchor
lead: small stoppers, maybe RPs, set of cajones and a healthy fear of the lord

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Sam Smolnisky
Custer, SD
Sam Smolnisky   Custer, SD
This climb separates the men from the boys. Dirty, misleading, heart-breaking, and rough, she's a beautiful thing. Oct 20, 2011