Help! My climbing partners keep having babies (not mine), I need new weekday Front Range partners

Do you need a climbing partner? Are you and your significant other struggling to conceive? I can only directly help with the first thing, but, historically, my presence does bestow some degree of luck for the latter, so who knows?

I'm looking to get outside as much as possible the next three weeks (and beyond). I climb 10s and 11s sport, 10a and below trad for now depending where. Love multipitch, especially long bolted routes. Just trying to get in as many pitches as possible really. Safety and fun are my priorities. Would be psyched to work on the 18-pitch Golden Staircase linkup near Estes.

I'm free wed this week then pretty much every weekday with advanced notice. Based in Boulder and down to climb anywhere within 2 hours or so. Send me a note! Or reply here!

Kevin "kokopelli of gunbarrel" Corrigan is a solid climbing partner and great guy.  

His magic worked so well I now have two kids and cannot climb during the week.

Your post was too funny not to reply to. I'm in the Denver area this week and Black Hawk in Sept. I'm probably not as strong as you, but looking to get outside too! In case you'd like to see if we can work something out, message me? I can be somewhat flexible on weekdays with some advanced planning. 

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Kevin Corriganwrote:

Do you need a climbing partner? Are you and your significant other struggling to conceive? I can only directly help with the first thing, but, historically, my presence does bestow some degree of luck for the latter, so who knows?

This level of wit deserves a bump.

(Aside from the baby bumps already facilitated by it).

Give 'em a pack of condoms!!!!

Steve Williamswrote:

Give 'em a pack of condoms!!!!

But what if they're not into climbing slab?

Sent you an email. Hit me up. Looking for a partner Wednesday. 

Hilarious post!
I am free pretty much any day of the week with notice. I am also stoked on just touching as much rock as I can - trad or sport or alpine!

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