Big Wall Food One Can't Go Without

I once climbed a wall in Zion fully catered by Alfredo A’s in Hurricane. I think it was 3 burritos, 2 breakfast burritos, and 2 tortas each. The chips weren’t so good after the first day.

 No stag Chile love?

I've been eating Keto the last few months so I am going to have to get creative with what I can take on a wall.  Hard boiled eggs, cans of tuna, cheese, jerky, nuts, peanut butter.  Does anyone else have any keto ideas?    

Salami, olives.

My favorite wall food is canned fruit. Peaches in particular. Sugary fruit and juice to drink at the end of a long day. 

Coca-Cola for the descent. Save a bottle per person, drink it on the hike out. Caffeine and sugar.

Patsy wrote:

Coca-Cola for the descent. Save a bottle per person, drink it on the hike out. Caffeine and sugar.

This, and beef sticks!

There must be a high amount of beef heart in the beef sticks though. Preferably beef heart is listed as the second ingredient, after beef.

Patsy wrote:

There must be a high amount of beef heart in the beef sticks though. Preferably beef heart is listed as the second ingredient, after beef.

If they made them 100% out of beef hearts, I would 100% buy them

Hahahaha

Whats wrong with beef hearts?  Given that its properly raised, etc...  

Wheat Thins and cream cheese ( on Dinner Ledge, Washington Column, 1983, lol)

Stiles wrote:

Whats wrong with beef hearts?  Given that its properly raised, etc...  

Friend of mine/guide swears by the ultra high quality freeze dried dog treats that are 100% beef hearts. 

Climbing Weasel wrote:

dog treats

Ol hank was the damndest dawg this county has ever seen 

Jason Antin wrote:

My go-to snack is to buy a sleeve of five high-preservative bagels, like the Thomas brand (I prefer the blueberry ones for a hint of sweetness). I add sharp cheddar and salami to each bagel, then re-pack them in the original sleeve. For an extra salty kick, I add a few pickle slices. I've kept these unrefrigerated for up to four days without any issues, they may look more like a pancake after a day, but for some reason they taste better that way ;)

Electrolyte Drink. Helps you hydrate and something that tastes good goes a long way.

Summit Libations (if that's your thing):

Disappointed it’s not Ten High. Keep it in America man. 

Stiles wrote:

Whats wrong with beef hearts?  Given that its properly raised, etc...  

there is a pun here. Need another cup of coffee first.

These are all fantastic ideas and recommendations. Thank you, all! What a stellar community of monkeys and apes <3

Tyler M wrote:

These are all fantastic ideas and recommendations. Thank you, all! What a stellar community of monkeys and apes <3

Did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey

Climbing Weasel wrote:

Friend of mine/guide swears by the ultra high quality freeze dried dog treats that are 100% beef hearts. 

Hardcore, man.  Fucking hardcore.

Strong like bull!!

Moist stuff is key. Choking down nuts or crackers is no fun when you’re borderline dehydrated. And things that preserve well in lightweight packaging  

Fig newtons. Brie or hummus for the first couple days. Sourdough bread. Jolly ranchers in case you run out of water or brought too much weed.

fruit cups!

https://www.amazon.com/FRUIT-BOWLS-Cherry-Mixed-