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Nick Henscheid · · Tucson, AZ · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 625

Redacted Redactberg · · "a world travella" · Joined Feb 2020 · Points: 27

Climbers when they learn their bolts got chopped:


Seth Bleazard · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2018 · Points: 714

Fossil predecessor of the beastmaker 

PortlandRob · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 363

After insisting I lead the chimney pitch...

"Believe it or not, I don't actually have a lot of chimney experience"

Michael C · · California · Joined Jan 2013 · Points: 1

nobody will remember:

- your salary

- how “busy you were”

- how many hours you worked

people will remember:

- all those times you fell on the warm up route

- how you yelled 'take!' at every bolt on that 5.10a

- that time after the hour approach when you forgot your harness

Michael C · · California · Joined Jan 2013 · Points: 1
Ben B wrote:

Reported

Tal M · · Denver, CO · Joined Dec 2018 · Points: 4,011

The climbing influencer path dilemma 

Ben B · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 0
Tal M wrote:

The climbing influencer path dilemma 

I’ll do you one better 

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257
Ben B wrote:

I’ll do you one better 

el mac · · Arnold, CA · Joined Dec 2021 · Points: 0

Goddamnit

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 669

The size of the gear you said I def. need to buy on special order, lug up the trail, rack up with, and need only once for this "totally sick offwidth"

The size of the crack I actually found four pitches up

Andy Eiter · · Madison, WI · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 276

J L · · Craggin' · Joined Jul 2023 · Points: 4

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,257

My partner’s openly over my justifications for bringing it on every trip, as well my nack for getting him to pack the long cord.

Nick Henscheid · · Tucson, AZ · Joined Feb 2013 · Points: 625

Noah Betz · · Beattyville, KY · Joined Nov 2017 · Points: 49

Redacted Redactberg · · "a world travella" · Joined Feb 2020 · Points: 27

PortlandRob · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 363

Zach Burgess · · Seattle, WA · Joined Jan 2022 · Points: 144

Keith S · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2023 · Points: 0

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