Climbing Memes 8.0

Climbers when they learn their bolts got chopped:

Fossil predecessor of the beastmaker 

After insisting I lead the chimney pitch...

"Believe it or not, I don't actually have a lot of chimney experience"

nobody will remember:

- your salary

- how “busy you were”

- how many hours you worked

people will remember:

- all those times you fell on the warm up route

- how you yelled 'take!' at every bolt on that 5.10a

- that time after the hour approach when you forgot your harness

Ben B wrote:

Reported

The climbing influencer path dilemma 

Ben B wrote:

I’ll do you one better 

Goddamnit

The size of the gear you said I def. need to buy on special order, lug up the trail, rack up with, and need only once for this "totally sick offwidth"

My partner’s openly over my justifications for bringing it on every trip, as well my nack for getting him to pack the long cord.