Fellas… is it aid to be oiled up??

A true thinker innit

It’s aid for everyone else who will instantly send their projects to get the hell away from the oily weirdo at the base…

If the oil was purchased in Florida, then yea... It's Gator Aid.

Will anyone notice the oily bod? Real climbers wear lycra. 

Only in squeeze chimneys

Baby oil is something that should be considered on the basis of different factors. Are you ripped and are you climbing at Malibu? 

Danny Birchmanwrote:

Baby oil is something that should be considered on the basis of different factors. Are you ripped and are you climbing at Malibu? 

If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?

Climbing Weaselwrote:

If olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?

Alex Jones 

Danny Birchmanwrote:

Alex Jones 

That would be Alex Jones oil then

Climbing Weaselwrote:

That would be Alex Jones oil then

Not sure how familiar you are with Alex Jones. But he's got a fixation with dead babies.

It's weird and gross.

Danny Birchmanwrote:

Not sure how familiar you are with Alex Jones. But he's got a fixation with dead babies.

That's just PTSD from Bohemian Grove incident...

Context is crucial.

If it’s with your wife: yes.

If it’s in the wide: no.

Colonel Mustardwrote:

Context is crucial.

If it’s with your wife: yes.

If it’s in the wide: no.

What If your partner is wide???

Old lady Hwrote:

What If your partner is wide???

You better bring a big bro.

Colonel Mustardwrote:

You better bring a big bro.

Bravo, well played!