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Skyler Scruggs · · The South · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 10
Brad Schiererwrote:

If I could vote for the best thread on MP, this would certainly make my Top 10.  I guess since you all have fuck all for quality rock, this is what you talk about?

Shut up 

mike1 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 10

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
mike1wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

I actually think people meet their significant other these days by talking about their van and recent purchases so your advice is quality. Keep it consumeristic, keep it shallow, mate for life.

Stiles · · the Mountains · Joined May 2003 · Points: 845

All in good fun till Brad Schierer showed up :/

And that, fellas, is how to get a lay(dy).  Be an cocky arrogant asshole, and they'll flock.  

Darren Mabe · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
mike1wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

Menver bruh

Danny Birchman · · Chattanooga, TN · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 171

First, climbing and girlfriend are limited quantifiers. Obtaining both might not be what you think it is. My advice is whatever you do don't date fully loaded with one in the chamber. Work off the easy one first. This isn't as much for sex as it is for conversational efficacy. Hard to be your best self when the alarm is blaring in your root chakra. When desperate love is fleeting. 

Worse case scenario work on your inner wokeness and move to Boulder. 

God speed whippersnapper 

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
mike1wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

Also a bonus is that Denver has lots and lots of free van parking downtown by the plumbing suppliers and the railroad tracks. You might even find a spare microwave oven in one of the convenient trash heaps, or a new mountain bike frame for just a few bucks from one of the many street vendors.

Darren Mabe · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2002 · Points: 3,669
Tim Stichwrote:

Also a bonus is that Denver has lots and lots of free van parking downtown by the plumbing suppliers and the railroad tracks. You might even find a spare microwave oven in one of the convenient trash heaps, or a new mountain bike frame for just a few bucks from one of the many street vendors.

What a turn on

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,516
Darren Mabewrote:

What a turn on

Hot climbing van girlfriends are waiting online to hear from you now. 

Shaniac · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 24
Tim Stichwrote:

Hot climbing van girlfriends are waiting online to hear from you now. 

What could go wrong?????

Danny Birchman · · Chattanooga, TN · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 171
Shaniacwrote:

What could go wrong?????

Shut up and take my money 

Lisa Merc · · Greenville · Joined Mar 2023 · Points: 0

Do you look hot in a harness and can you finger pockets?  Sweet lovely human, find a gal who peaks (pun intended) your interest and just say hello. Advice from Grandma Guidance Counselor, if it's easy, it's right.  If she's easy, um, err, well, get a catch or 2 then bounce.

Lisa Merc · · Greenville · Joined Mar 2023 · Points: 0
Colonel Mustardwrote:

Before acting rashly, first consider that climbing can be a great way to get away from your girlfriend.

Or boyfriend....

Jake Jones · · Richmond, VA · Joined Jun 2021 · Points: 170
Brad Schiererwrote:

If I could vote for the best thread on MP, this would certainly make my Top 10.  I guess since you all have fuck all for quality rock, this is what you talk about?

Clearly you've never been to Tennessee.

Collin Updike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2023 · Points: 0
rock climbing wrote:

There is a guy driving around Boulder area in a Dumb and Dumber van. I’m not sure but I think he is from europe polish. I can tell you for sure he has a lot of girlfriends. 

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

Leigh Shoffner · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2023 · Points: 5

So Collin, three months later, any luck?

Jake Jones · · Richmond, VA · Joined Jun 2021 · Points: 170
Collin Updikewrote:

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

Fake an accent.  Duh.

Shaniac · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 24
Jake Joneswrote:

Fake an accent.  Duh.

Sure, but fake the WRONG one (even for a little while) and you have some serious catch-up to do.

Past attempts with mixed results:
Sounding southern in the Gunks.
Voicing a Masshole in Maine.
Mentioning you are German anywhere in the Czech Republic. : - )

Fake an accent with caution my friends....

Andrew Rice · · Los Angeles, CA · Joined Jan 2016 · Points: 11
Collin Updikewrote:

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

Everyone has an accent. The key is to go where yours matters. 

J L · · Craggin' · Joined Jul 2023 · Points: 4

Hey hoser, where does a Canadian accent matter, eh? Asking for a friend

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