Climbing girlfriend

Brad Schierer wrote:

If I could vote for the best thread on MP, this would certainly make my Top 10.  I guess since you all have fuck all for quality rock, this is what you talk about?

Shut up 

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

mike1 wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

I actually think people meet their significant other these days by talking about their van and recent purchases so your advice is quality. Keep it consumeristic, keep it shallow, mate for life.

All in good fun till Brad Schierer showed up :/

And that, fellas, is how to get a lay(dy).  Be an cocky arrogant asshole, and they'll flock.  

mike1 wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

Menver bruh

First, climbing and girlfriend are limited quantifiers. Obtaining both might not be what you think it is. My advice is whatever you do don't date fully loaded with one in the chamber. Work off the easy one first. This isn't as much for sex as it is for conversational efficacy. Hard to be your best self when the alarm is blaring in your root chakra. When desperate love is fleeting. 

Worse case scenario work on your inner wokeness and move to Boulder. 

God speed whippersnapper 

mike1 wrote:

Get a Van. Head to Colorado. Talk alot about your white sprinter van. Emphasize your climbing, biking, skiing, and YOGA bonafides. 

Presto- u are now a Col-Rad. Title comes with super hot GF who probably is your rope gun.

Also a bonus is that Denver has lots and lots of free van parking downtown by the plumbing suppliers and the railroad tracks. You might even find a spare microwave oven in one of the convenient trash heaps, or a new mountain bike frame for just a few bucks from one of the many street vendors.

Tim Stich wrote:

Also a bonus is that Denver has lots and lots of free van parking downtown by the plumbing suppliers and the railroad tracks. You might even find a spare microwave oven in one of the convenient trash heaps, or a new mountain bike frame for just a few bucks from one of the many street vendors.

What a turn on

Darren Mabe wrote:

What a turn on

Hot climbing van girlfriends are waiting online to hear from you now. 

Tim Stich wrote:

Hot climbing van girlfriends are waiting online to hear from you now. 

What could go wrong?????

Shaniac wrote:

What could go wrong?????

Shut up and take my money 

Do you look hot in a harness and can you finger pockets?  Sweet lovely human, find a gal who peaks (pun intended) your interest and just say hello. Advice from Grandma Guidance Counselor, if it's easy, it's right.  If she's easy, um, err, well, get a catch or 2 then bounce.

Colonel Mustard wrote:

Before acting rashly, first consider that climbing can be a great way to get away from your girlfriend.

Or boyfriend....

Brad Schierer wrote:

If I could vote for the best thread on MP, this would certainly make my Top 10.  I guess since you all have fuck all for quality rock, this is what you talk about?

Clearly you've never been to Tennessee.

rock climbing wrote:

There is a guy driving around Boulder area in a Dumb and Dumber van. I’m not sure but I think he is from europe polish. I can tell you for sure he has a lot of girlfriends. 

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

So Collin, three months later, any luck?

Collin Updike wrote:

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

Fake an accent.  Duh.

Jake Jones wrote:

Fake an accent.  Duh.

Sure, but fake the WRONG one (even for a little while) and you have some serious catch-up to do.

Past attempts with mixed results:
Sounding southern in the Gunks.
Voicing a Masshole in Maine.
Mentioning you are German anywhere in the Czech Republic. : - )

Fake an accent with caution my friends....

Collin Updike wrote:

He has an accent, that makes it an unfair advantage 

Everyone has an accent. The key is to go where yours matters. 

Hey hoser, where does a Canadian accent matter, eh? Asking for a friend