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THE BIG WALL PORN POST!
Rpropswrote: Remind me to talk to Chongo about buying a haulbag from him |
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Those cleaning loops look a bit skinny? Will they bear repeated funks? |
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I'm partial to this picture of Ross pondering if he should take another whip on his absolutely junk hand placed beak.  |
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I hand place all my beaks ... .. .. ...then I hit them with my hammer. |
Peter Zabrokwrote: This offer open for next spring?? |
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^^ Of course! I'm here every spring and fall season.  The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat times the square of the hair plus the cube of the pube. Climbing out of the Alcove on El Cap. |
Peter Zabrokwrote: When y’all blasting? Didn’t see much action over there today.. edit- oh wait, I see headlamps |
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Realtime postings from El Cap from Pete and Quinn Hell yeah. Go get er boys! And Steve Schneider finished his 50th El Cap route today, joining Pete Z., Ammon, Steve G. and Erik E. in quite a freaking club. |
 Last week on Jesus built my hot rod |
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Quinn, Blasting when Tom Canac gets over his bug. Congrats to Schneidley Whiplash and Paul Gagner on their ascent of KAOS, a hard route. And also for joining the 50 Different Routes Club! Cheers, eh? PtPP Edit: SS told me he's at 49, but #50 is lined up for next week! |
 No matter how painful, bizarre, or masochistic, if people are into it, there exists porn of that activity |
Erik Erikssonwrote: That is awesome Erik. Looks like a wild line, for sure. |
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It took a long time to find somebody who wanted to do that one |
 Big wall rope shenanigans to set up the Remote Simul Space Hul of two enormous Junk Show loads. Luke Antonia did an excellent job leasing real Dave Turner A3 on P2 of Atlantis. Look carefully at the left of the photo.... |
 Tom "Tabarnac" Canac leads another real A3 Dave Turner hook traverse. Do your gonads shrivel in terror? Live on P3 Atlantis. |
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Live big wall porn! Can’t beat that! |
Erik Erikssonwrote: Is that an Erik Kohl route? |
Andrew Schaferwrote: Almost live. But if you pay me some tokens, I might show you my Pecker. |
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Tom has Pete and crew with the ultimate hauling porn today: HERE This is some of the best copy Tom has ever written. Certainly, he is inspired: "4) The pre-spray was almost as voluminous as the kit itself. You can imagine the excitement when the moment finally arrived for lift off. Most of the Tourons, and unsuspecting local crew, felt the first shock of air, blast across the Valley, at the speed of sound, as the massive kit actually broke from the deck and started upward. The ground trembled and shook, women with children ran for their lives thinking the world was coming to an end. The religious fell to their knees and prayed for salvation. The NPS Geologist arrived with fear in his eyes, thinking the mass might just pull ElCap itself, over into the Valley and block all traffic. The Minions and Old Pete hauled half of the gargantuan mass at a time. They used Pete’s circular hauling system that allowed not only Pete, up at the belay, to haul, but the Minions to also put their weight onto the counter line while on the deck. It was a glorious sight to behold. Personally, the excitement was almost too much to bear, but I hung in there working the camera, waiting for the mass to arrive at the belay. Actually, it all went without a flaw and I was impressed. Gotta say… even if it pains me a bit… Old Pete knows his shit and not many others could have pulled it off so well and so quickly. The result put about 1600 pounds hanging on that belay, pictured here." |
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Pete and the launch party  |
