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Christopher Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 0

Anyone else get driven nuts by the normies that think all us climbers are like one piece of choss away from dying?  "Sorry but the statistics don't agree with 'is pretty safe when you do it right' people die like bugs in a windshield during summer when practicing climbing" was the one that drove me up the wall when I saw it.  Can't remember the last time I only hit 30 bugs a year on an entire continent.  And these people get behind the wheel of a car and go 70 mph like it's nothing....

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Christopher Smithwrote:

Anyone else get driven nuts by the normies that think all us climbers are like one piece of choss away from dying?  "Sorry but the statistics don't agree with 'is pretty safe when you do it right' people die like bugs in a windshield during summer when practicing climbing" was the one that drove me up the wall when I saw it.  Can't remember the last time I only hit 30 bugs a year on an entire continent.  And these people get behind the wheel of a car and go 70 mph like it's nothing....

Who’s Noah Kane and maybe I’m tired but what are you talking about?

Salamanizer Ski · · Off the Grid… · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 21,334
Marc801 Cwrote:

Who’s Noah Kane and maybe I’m tired but what are you talking about?

Exactly what I was thinking. 

Christopher Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 0
Marc801 Cwrote:

Who’s Noah Kane and maybe I’m tired but what are you talking about?

He's a climbing YouTuber.  One of the more popular it seems among normies judging by his comments section.  He has over a quarter million subs.

Brandon R · · CA · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 221

Are normies people who don't wear their harnesses under their pants? 

But seriously, maybe that attention whore youtuber is on to something. Let the general population think climbing is dangerous, so that they don't want to try it. 

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Christopher Smithwrote:

He's a climbing YouTuber.  One of the more popular it seems among normies judging by his comments section.  He has over a quarter million subs.

What’s a normie?

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212
Marc801 Cwrote:

What’s a normie?

It's a muggle.

JonasMR · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 6

Don't sweat the normies. On the internet, folks have agreed to pretend that hyperbole == humor. No one actually laughs out loud. 

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Tradibanwrote:

It's a muggle.

Um, ok. What’s a muggle then? Never heard of that. 

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212
Marc801 Cwrote:

Um, ok. What’s a muggle then? Never heard of that. 

It's a "Yahoo".

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65

OK. Y'all are confusing me, so I had to Google 'muggle'. Having never seen a  single Hairy Potter movie (and no desire to do so), I at least get the reference now.

And before anyone else jumps in, I generally dislike magical fantasy stories - eg: I despise Tolkien. Tried to read The Hobbit once and tossed it after 30 or so pages of dreck.

m j · · Mammoth Lakes · Joined May 2018 · Points: 0
Marc801 Cwrote:

OK. Y'all are confusing me, so I had to Google 'muggle'. Having never seen a  single Hairy Potter movie (and no desire to do so), I at least get the reference now.

And before anyone else jumps in, I generally dislike magical fantasy stories - eg: I despise Tolkien. Tried to read The Hobbit once and tossed it after 30 or so pages of dreck.

 

Christopher Smith · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 0

Well that was some pretty fast thread drift....

Anthony L · · Hobo gulch · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 20
Marc801 Cwrote:

OK. Y'all are confusing me, so I had to Google 'muggle'. Having never seen a  single Hairy Potter movie (and no desire to do so), I at least get the reference now.

And before anyone else jumps in, I generally dislike magical fantasy stories - eg: I despise Tolkien. Tried to read The Hobbit once and tossed it after 30 or so pages of dreck.

But reading the forums of Mountain Project day in and day out keeps you coming back?

I guess there's no accounting for taste...

Jordan Wilson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 65

These are the posts we need in General Climbing.

Matthew Massey · · South Charleston, WV · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 5

Who?

There's armchair experts on every topic imaginable, I find it's best to not interact or care. 

Pat Light · · Charlottesville, VA · Joined Nov 2017 · Points: 0

counterpoint: you are genuinely one piece of chose away from dying 

Noah Betz · · Beattyville, KY · Joined Nov 2017 · Points: 49

Okay

Rasputin NLN · · fuckin Hawaii · Joined Aug 2018 · Points: 0
Marc801 Cwrote:

OK. Y'all are confusing me, so I had to Google 'muggle'. Having never seen a  single Hairy Potter movie (and no desire to do so), I at least get the reference now.

And before anyone else jumps in, I generally dislike magical fantasy stories - eg: I despise Tolkien. Tried to read The Hobbit once and tossed it after 30 or so pages of dreck.

Marc, I don't really like magic/fantasy either (much prefer sci fi- Arthur Clark stuff) but enjoyed Harry Potter. The first couple books are good, but I lost interest after #4 because subsequent editions had hundreds of more pages than the previous, consisting of a lot of filler.  

I loved the LOTR trilogy films, my dad and I went to see all of them on opening night which is a cherished memory from my childhood. Maybe it's just getting older and things in this world are less mysterious but the genre has lost it's appeal for me.

Everything changes, so maybe Harry Potter wouldn't be a waste of your time to pick up and thumb through. Just a thought. stay open minded brother.

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 150
Marc801 Cwrote:

Um, ok. What’s a muggle then? Never heard of that. 

That’s Tradiban’s nickname. 

Jake Jones · · Richmond, VA · Joined Jun 2021 · Points: 170
Marc801 Cwrote:

 Having never seen a  single Hairy Potter 


I didn’t want you to die without seeing one Marc.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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