Climbing Memes 4.0

What my climbing fantasies are always

What I imagine the guy on MP looks like that says "cams are more bomber than bolts", and also admits to haven't sport climbed in 20 years

Legendary TR

Ally L wrote:

We’ve all done it.

Nah, we haven't... The picture I, a slow ass Euro climber, take after climbing snake dike: 

Also, we had no idea where the damn cables were supposed to be while trying to find them in pitch darkness during the off-season. Plus there was a thunderstorm warning for the night. Good times!

When I forget my crack gloves, and also have shitty technique

Ally L wrote:

When I forget my crack gloves, and also have shitty technique

TEAM NU-METAL 4EVR!!1!11!!

This is perhaps my favorite c-meme of the entire month.

Also, I've never gotten a gobie so far below the knuckle. What route was that from?

This post has been brought to you by the Text Post Gang. But to maintain the purity of the ascent, I humbly submit:

F r i t z wrote:

TEAM NU-METAL 4EVR!!1!11!!

This is perhaps my favorite c-meme of the entire month.

Also, I've never gotten a gobie so far below the knuckle. What route was that from?

It was from…a hand crack at the climbing gym . My partner wasn’t wearing gloves- so me being the egotistical dingdong decided I didn’t need them either. This was quite literally me, outside the gym, when everyone decided to send that same crack as a foot eliminate:

Long Ranger wrote:

Making plans to climb with someone from MP/What they really look like at the parking lot 

Real conspiracy theory time. Sean Villanueva O'Driscoll and Shel Silverstein are the same person! The current Sean is just the current identity of an immortal spirit that likes jaunty tunes.

Climbing related in so far as I started skating again (after 12 years away from it) for easy weekday cardio that I'm actually motivated to do.  I know we need the rain but it's a bummer, was looking forward to getting better at my 5-0 to tail stall and maybe finally getting that FS Disaster down.

Every dad in Boulder rn:

Yukon Cornelius wrote:

Every dad in Boulder rn:

Yukon Cornelius wrote:

Every dad in Boulder rn:

Sofa King Watt wrote:

Boulder bro campusing v1 jug ladder:

Christopher Smith wrote:

Climbing related in so far as I started skating again (after 12 years away from it) for easy weekday cardio that I'm actually motivated to do.  I know we need the rain but it's a bummer, was looking forward to getting better at my 5-0 to tail stall and maybe finally getting that FS Disaster down.