ISO: Climber Boyfriend

ahaha, y'all are funny. @RyanDresser you win best mullet BOIIII LESGOOO! @Fritz I hope that's your actual prom pic. @danielchoderider I'm a waffle girl, too! but I settle for pancakes when without power. @fritz I really hope that's actually u @ prom. @wfwf51 yes. @Timstitch my alesis micron? yes. @msprague/fabio oooff idk if I can date another broken tractor guy. I'm always having to fix it!!! @enrroll hehe with the craigslist personal ads getting taken down, maybe everyone can move it over here? @Bryan he had me on his podcast!

@danielchoderider and @msprague, instead of a fight I'd like to suggest an alternative: see who can pick me the most flowers in an hour.

This started off as a I'm-kind-of-kidding but I'm like actually kind-of-not-kidding joke with my friends. So... I'm kind of kidding, and I'm also kind of not kidding.

Heh anyways, big shred to you all!

Boys, have some self respect

Lillian Franceswrote:

@Fritz I hope that's your actual prom pic. @danielchoderider I'm a waffle girl, too! but I settle for pancakes when without power. @fritz I really hope that's actually u @ prom.

That was sophomore year of college, actually. This was me headed to high school prom:

I'm not in the market, but I am enjoying this episode of Bachelorette: Climber Edition, so carry on :-)

Not Hobo Greg wrote:

This is the most mean spirited troll job I’ve ever seen.

it's ok to make fun of men, we're not a "protected class"

James Wwrote:

Somewhere in this process, I’m seeing the suitor waking up in a bathtub with a kidney missing. 

On the job, Philadelphia ER, mid 80s. True story. Canadian businessman, in town, has a party in a hotel with several hookers. Wakes up, has significant lower abdominal pain. One (?both) of the prostitutes had folded a wire coat hanger and pushed it up pretty far.

For all of you prospective candidates: you might take advantage of this barber shop in Montrose, CO.  Bonus, it’s right next door to an AutoZone and not far from this 4x4 shop!

Bob Chiangwrote:

For all of you prospective candidates: you might take advantage of this barber shop in Montrose, CO.  Bonus, it’s right next door to an AutoZone and not far from this 4x4 shop!

And that's pronounced 'Mont Rose' in case you were wondering

A V wrote:

Where does:

- owns a cat

- smokes hella weed

fit into those qualities? Asking for myself 

A perpetually stoned pussy???

Personally, I would never date a woman who would date a climber.  She should have more self respect than that.

Ryan Dresserwrote:

Sup.

(Photo taken in Vedauwoo)

Damn Ryan, good to see you shootin your shot. Bring this mullet back please 

How many followers have you gotten since this post?

Lillian Franceswrote:

@Timstitch my alesis micron? yes. 

You can play with my Korg ES-1 and my Venom. I'm sure the QS-7 would be boring, but it does sound rather nice.

M Spraguewrote:

Guitar strings, 3 per side, summit of Mount Washington, NH

Go with the vintage Tele. Greatest bar fight weapon known to man. Police show up. He's dead and the things not even out of tune. 6 in line, I know but it's a crime of passion.

Bob Chiangwrote:

For all of you prospective candidates: you might take advantage of this barber shop in Montrose, CO.  Bonus, it’s right next door to an AutoZone and not far from this 4x4 shop!

And Pun Hill. Amazing Himalayan food 

Jay Crewwrote:

And that's pronounced 'Mont Rose' in case you were wondering

No it’s not. ;)

Chad Millerwrote:

No it’s not. ;)

yes, it is.... you ain't never hung with the Mont Rose locals

Jay Crewwrote:

yes, it is.... you ain't never hung with the Mont Rose locals

Yeah I have hung with the Mon•Trose locals.  They’ve told me you’re pronouncing it wrong but they’re just to polite to correct you. ;)

Tim Stichwrote:

Cool, can I play with your Micron while you are out on your date, or whatevs?

Came for the dumpster fire, sticking around for the synth content. Hardest send on the Micron?

F r i t zwrote:

That was sophomore year of college, actually. This was me headed to high school prom:

I'm not in the market, but I am enjoying this episode of Bachelorette: Climber Edition, so carry on :-)

Zomg on the last season of the Bachelorette her and her date went climbing in J Tree. It was fantastic. 

A V wrote:

Where does:

- owns a cat

- smokes hella weed

fit into those qualities? Asking for myself 

those are both givens