FS: Nothing. Haven’t found any booty to sell.

No recent found booty gear to sell this week.
let the bidding begin. 

ten dollars

Can I buy futures for the next booty you find?

Perfect. Early inquires qualify for 15% discounts. 

Here is a list of all the crap I would like you to gather for me:

1. Tricams, dont care what size as long as there are some 6's somewhere, you can write the 6's yourself with a sharpie

2. Pristine big camalots, they must have the little clippy retainers to hold the cam retracted while they hang on my harness

3. Pristine medium hand sized camalots, latest generation, I would like a complete set, no missing sizes

4. Assortment of old cams, I don't care what brand but they must be beat to hell. They don't necessarily have to work. Their main purpose is to make people think I have a lot of climbing experience when I am sorting gear at Indian Creek and spraying loudly.

5. Some climbing relics.. pitons, hexes etc. would prefer those pieces with ancient tat attached. Again, no need for functionality. These pieces will hang from my rear view mirror, key chain, various places in my house and will lend credibility to my stories of heroism from "back in the day."

6. A chalk bag that looks like a cute stuffed animal

7. Some via ferrata gear

8. One of those PAS thingies. I want to hang at the exact right height as I am cleaning sport anchors. Ergonomics is very under-rated these days.

9. A puffy coat... because winter is coming.. ominous background music

10. Bolt hangers, quick links, mussy hooks, anything shiny, really

...Oh and a sprinter van

Will you scour the cliffs and send me a message when you have these items? Please and thank you!

Mr.HammerDrill. Thanks for the list of goodies. This fall I’ll head to the creek and Yosemite where no doubt many of these items will be laying around (given the ever increasing trend of exceedingly high paid dirt bags** living online in disposable Sprinters).
As we continue to enter into this new fray of disposable climbing gear mentality coinciding with up-cycling our status to 5.12d there should be ample selections to choose from.
However, tricams can be hard to come by these days as climbers under 30 have no idea how to use them. But I have some Leeper Z’s in the piton pile.

** high paid dirt bags. Rather oxymoronic. Seems to go well with the patagucci wearing spray talk at the parking lot comparing crag dog cuteness and gobbies.

Note. There is a bail locking biner on a route here in colorado. I left up there for no real reason. 

Sir Jon, you have restored my faith in the entrepreneurial spirit of the American worker. Jobless, shoeless, Godless dirtbags take note. THIS is how you get ahead in this world. When a customer demands the impossible, you rise to occasion.

I will be anxiously awaiting the opportunity to buy said goodies.

God speed in your pursuit of booty.

Will pay you with one fart in a jar. These go for big bucks on ebay.

Had my eyes on a leaver biner on some nondescript route. Thought It might have good resale value.
During recovery I was distracted by someone with them “Viagra” cams. Those ones that get stiff when ya pull on the trigger. Wow. So amazing how cam stems design went from stiff to flexi back to stiff.
Yet kids these days are afraid of any cam not promoted by some multi-media advertising campaign.
someone bring back wired bliss.

Mr Applequist, I'll trade you a beer next time I see you for that location