But... he's a troll!

Just give Old Lady H her tricams back

Cpt. Ewrote:

Auction it off.

And give the proceeds to the local organisation that maintains where you found it...

https://youtu.be/f9aM_dT5VMI

Can you fit said gear into your ass?

I think the up the ass advice is way out on top now. Cam lube or KY?

John Byrneswrote:

Ya know, you're right but when I posted I hadn't made a decision about what to do with it.  And asking on MP is worthless -- same ole shit show.  Sorry I asked.

Hey man, I was just taking the piss a bit, I thought this thread was a bit of tounge in cheek troll and didn't realize you were seriously looking for advise. Apologies.

John Byrneswrote:

Ya know, you're right but when I posted I hadn't made a decision about what to do with it.  And asking on MP is worthless -- same ole shit show.  Sorry I asked.

Buddy.

Stop fucking around and tell us who it is.

Dire emergency: Cannot complete ejaculation until identity revealed. 

M Mwrote:

I think the up the ass advice is way out on top now. Cam lube or KY?

12 more pages, threats of nylon microfractures.

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

Stop fucking around and tell us who it is.

Then he'd have to pull it out of the trash.

Adam Burch wrote:

On a related note, since you're a renowned Adam Burch expert, where does he fall on this scale?

2/10?

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

Buddy.

Stop fucking around and tell us who it is.

See, this is a true trolling kindness. Pretending to have been thoroughly trolled by OP's booty posting. Letting him live rent free in your head, and whatnot. Let's all appreciate Daniel and be a little nicer to one another. 

JonasMRwrote:

See, this is a true trolling kindness. Pretending to have been thoroughly trolled by OP's booty posting. Letting him live rent free in your head, and whatnot. Let's all appreciate Daniel and be a little nicer to one another. 

???wat???

I know the OP is a troll, he's lying about having found 'a troll's' gear. That's why he's ignoring my requests. My public service is exposing him.

John Byrneswrote:

Ya know, you're right but when I posted I hadn't made a decision about what to do with it.  And asking on MP is worthless -- same ole shit show.  Sorry I asked.

Which just makes you another turd in the bowl.

Although really funny how you have got under little Danny's skin.

People put their name on their gear?

Jim Twrote:

People put their name on their gear?

That’s so lame, I just put it on my underwear.

Parachute Adamswrote:

Which just makes you another turd in the bowl.

Although really funny how you have got under little Danny's skin.

Maybe don’t reply to him then? At this point we all know he’s a troll yet you keep engaging him. Thus just makes you appear … well a bit sad.  

Let the sad little trolls do their thing.  Be happy,  go outside and do stuff!

Or not. Your choice.  

Chad Millerwrote:

Maybe don’t reply to him then? At this point we all know he’s a troll yet you keep engaging him. Thus just makes you appear … well a bit sad.  

Let the sad little trolls do their thing.  Be happy,  go outside and do stuff!

Or not. Your choice.  

Not a troll, just another turd. Like me, and you.

Doesn't make me look near as sad as you wanting to fight someone across the state because you got your panties in a wad. Talk about getting trolled. That was the ultimate.

Actually you look a lot worse  

You really don’t understand what happened. Check your PM’s. I already gave you a breakdown of what happened ant why I continued to humor the guy.

Edit to add:  

I will say this. The guy had been PM’ing for a bit before he threatened me. The contents of those emails were disturbing. Again, read the PM I sent you. 

You could've ignored it. But instead you got trolled. It's ok. It happens.