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Have a little fun next time you're at a crowded crag

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Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 3,762

May I present "Bad Crag Behavior Bingo"

In a perfect world, everyone in your group gets a card like this, with the boxes re-arranged of course. First one to get 5 in a row (or the 4 corners, or fill the card etc) get to pick the next route.

Cosmiccragsman AKA Dwain · · Las Vegas, Nevada and Apple… · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 146

I'd fill that card up fast at a few crags i've been at.
Is there BONUS points for filling up more than one line at once????

amarius · · Nowhere, OK · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 20

Needs "hammock belay" square

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 3,762
amariuswrote: Needs "hammock belay" square

2nd box in the first column.

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25

Call it “Bongo” and make different cards with pics of Dwain in the center.  You win immediately if you encounter a bong group.  Sell as a gift pack in time for Christmas 

John W · · Denver, CO · Joined May 2018 · Points: 0

This is pure gold, laughed so hard omg. I have seen almost all of these recently. 

Charlie S · · TN? NV? UT? · Joined Aug 2007 · Points: 2,411

Looks like a typical day out to me.

W K · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2018 · Points: 167

This would be so easy to win at any popular sport crag at red rock

Theo Kalfas · · Des Moines, IA · Joined Apr 2020 · Points: 0

Column 4 is free.

Peter Beal · · Boulder Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,826

Sub-men and women, all wearing expensive lightweight puffies cluster loudly discussing next destination on summer road trip, +2 for Ten Sleep mentions, -1 for Rifle while:

Alpha male/female is grunting/cursing/exultant yelling above

Portable hangboards

Team kids frenzy sending

Minimum 4 Sprinter vans at parking

Multiple stick clips

Duct tape kneepads

Bouldering pad hangout zone at sport crag

Cosmiccragsman AKA Dwain · · Las Vegas, Nevada and Apple… · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 146
Mark Pilatewrote: Call it “Bongo” and make different cards with pics of Dwain in the center.  You win immediately if you encounter a bong group.  Sell as a gift pack in time for Christmas 

Sorry, Mark. I don't do Bongs!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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