Free Soloing is a transgression against God

From the Not Awesome Trad Climbing movies thread.



The narrator sounds either drunk or drugged, perhaps both? Well, whatever you do, do not free solo. 

The climber is wearing tennis shoes and then there is a closeup of q climbing shoe.
He's  doing pretty good if he's  climbing it in tennis shoes. 

Cosmiccragsman AKA Dwainwrote: The climber is wearing tennis shoes and then there is a closeup of q climbing shoe.
He's  doing pretty good if he's  climbing it in tennis shoes. 

One could say he is even blessed with skillz.

Jesus is his Belayer!
He is mine also but I still use a rope.

That video is truly awesome but equating soloing 5.12 on the Tombstones to pitching out the N. Chimney is the kind of logical legerdemain that makes me wonder again just how much did those gold tablets weigh?

Ok, ok, so we know that God frowns upon solo fun...
But am I allowed to have multiple partners, or is that antiquated thinking?

At 2:20, is he belaying off a single bolt and a daisy?

Male Gaze. Sin full  cinema.

Dan Nixwrote:..is he belaying off a single bolt and a daisy?

The Jesus bolt.

I heard he doesn’t cover offwidth tho. Gotta go to Satan for that.  

Notice how he had to grab her arm and pull her up at the end. Thats the LDS way.

This video was done years ago by one of its members who used to post here. Austin?

M Mobleywrote: Notice how he had to grab her arm and pull her up at the end. Thats the LDS way.

This video was done years ago by one of its members who used to post here. Austin?

No swapping leads, imagine the confusion in the home if females tried to be head of the household. /S/

Long Rangerwrote:

The song reminded me of dead milkmen.
Jesus had a bitchin camaro!

Tim Stichwrote: The narrator sounds either drunk or drugged, perhaps both?

I think the minimum age for the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles is 80-something and it sounds like a speech from General Conference; there's a unique cadence and speaking style at play.

(Disclaimer: I am not LDS, but after living here 20 yrs, you pick up on some things.)

Possibly the same BYU group that made the super rad arch swing video for Youtube likes and possibly the ones that bolted a chair to the side of rock canyon for Instagram likes?

How is the happy valley dealing with the surging virus numbers anyway? I have a pretty good idea

Wtf did I just watch

Tomily mawrote:

The song reminded me of dead milkmen.
Jesus had a bitchin camaro!

FWIW, it reminded me of "Detachable Penis" and "take stuff from work" which are even better tunes:

I feel like this thread isn't complete yet.

This should help
https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI

Jesus was a white guy?

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsionwrote: I feel like this thread isn't complete yet.

This should help
https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI

I see your Ministry and raise you Front 242

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWAaQ3-IFU