Coronavirus humor

Nathan Flaim wrote: Q.  Why is a joke about Corona Virus so funny?

Because we're all a little twisted inside, and use humor as a way to deal with the mass collapse of society. 

Brian ~+~+~+ wrote:

Puerto Backyarda.  Hope the weather's nice.  (can't claim credit, tho)

Bouldiban TK wrote:

Joke from a privileged white male right there peeps!

I got some more for you, "What did the black guy say..." or "What do all battered women want..." or "What did the Jew say to the..."

We gotta hang out bro! I'll bring the Coors Light!

...was I close? Sorry if I took it too far, I am just kidding...

Typical party line response,  if you don't agree with someone just call them a racist or sexist. Try something original next time...

Bouldiban TK wrote:

I have found all of us are a little more on edge, myself included. 

If we all just interpose a moose between us, no punches can ever be thrown.  Moose don't take a lot of crap.

Jim Bouldin wrote:

If we all just interpose a moose between us, no punches can ever be thrown.  

Truth!

CV Jeebies

Quartz Conglomerate wrote: CV Jeebies

Love it

This selection from the era of “duck and cover” drills seems oddly appropriate

Mark E Dixon wrote: This selection from the era of “duck and cover” drills seems oddly appropriate

Wow...the world's population was less than 3 billion when this song was written!

Covid-19 pick up lines:

If COVID-19 doesn't take you out... Can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 ft of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I"m checking you out instead.

You can't spell virus without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You can't spell quarantine without "U R A Q T".

I really can't stay