Coronavirus humor

I am giving up drinking for a month.

Edit typed too fast.

I am giving up. Drinking for a month.

Health Canada has recommended a one moose minimum for social distancing.

That's what I'm calling the first new route I climb if I survive: "One Moose Minimum"

Allen Sanderson wrote: I am giving up drinking for a month.

Edit typed too fast.

I am giving up. Drinking for a month.

That's gold.

Bouldiban TK wrote:

R u making fun of the percentages not adding up...? I assume people were able to answer more then one thing they are worried about...

Perhaps but we don't have the info to know.  Typically if you have a pie chart, you expect that your slices add up to 100%. Don't think I've ever seen one that didn't.

There's also the fact that more people are apparently worried about "the economy" than about they, or their family, getting sick, although that's not so much humorous as pathetic.

Bouldiban TK wrote:

I remember about 3 years ago, my parents came to visit me in colorado and my gf at the time who is an exercise physiologist pulled me aside and talked to me about my parents inability to hike, their weight and eating habits. 

I have to say - those ladies usually know their sh*t.

Garry R wrote: Health Canada has recommended a one moose minimum for social distancing.

That's what I'm calling the first new route I climb if I survive: "One Moose Minimum"

I'm really having a hard time deciding what side I wanna be on in that scenario.

Jim Bouldin wrote:

I'm really having a hard time deciding what side I wanna be on in that scenario.

Either gored or kicked. Tough choice indeed.

Garry R wrote:

Either gored or kicked. Tough choice indeed.

It is, and to be honest, I was thinking of a different outcome for the guy on the right there.

Also, who's gonna pay for all these moose separators? I mean meese.  How much money they got up there?

Jim Bouldin wrote:

It is, and to be honest, I was thinking of a different outcome for the guy on the right there.

Also, who's gonna pay for all these moose separators? I mean meese.  How much money they got up there?

No shortage of moose separators, this place is lousy with them. 

As for money, we have something like that but still mostly barter. I just traded an old dog sled I had laying around for a barely used Whillans sit harness. 

Q.  Why is a joke about Corona Virus so funny?

A.  Because everybody gets it!

The quarantine is affecting every one in the workforce but it is particularly difficult for men. We're losing $1.00 for every $0.79 that women are losing.

Being the good Christian that he is, it's nice to see Trump willing to give something up for Lent: Grandparents. 

https://youtu.be/8U6zU4MXmnA